The "Hokie Pokie"
You put your left foot in
You take your left foot out
You join a big lawsuit, and you yell and scream and pout
Then you do the Hokie-Pokie and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!
You send your governor in
The Orange and Eagles out
A little blackmail works, and you celebrate and shout
You do the Hokie-Pokie and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!
You put your lawyers in
You take your lawyers out
You join the ACC, and you shake it all about
You do the Hokie-Pokie and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!
You stick your knife right in
You pull your bloody knife out
Right in the Big East's back and you "twist" it all about
You do the Hokie-Pokie and you sell your brothers out
That's what it's all about!
