The "OFFICIAL" 2016 Butt Hurt Market

[BarrelORum]

The "OFFICIAL" 2016 Butt Hurt Market

This is simple. If you are selling it means you believe better things will happen hence "less butt hurt". So you are cashing in now on what the butt hurt is worth.

If you're buying, you believe the amount of butt hurt is bound to go up hence you're investing in the butt hurt.

You can buy and/or sell multiple times during the season.

Historically, preseason 2014 the Butthurt market was at a 8 year peak. By 2014 season's end the Butthurt market was at record lows not seen since 1998. In preseason 2015, lots of people bought up butt hurt shares believing the historically low value would increase. Everyone increased their investment of butthurt as the year went on. The only negative was that some butt hurt shares got absorbed by the ambivalence and complacency funds therefore not being able to return to the butthurt market.

Value of butthurt has been extremely volatile going from a 20 year record low to record highs not seen since 1994 in just the span of a year. Buyers beware.

The Market is NOW OPEN!

Buying or selling?

 

[gth874t]

I thought Akinji was gonna set up a market thing?

 

[beej67]

I thought Akinji was gonna set up a market thing?

That's the ButtZDAQ.

This is the NYBHE.

 

[BarrelORum]

I thought Akinji was gonna set up a market thing?

Akinji is not the commissioner.

 

[gth874t]

That's the ButtZDAQ.

This is the NYBHE.

 

[RamblinWreck09]

That's the ButtZDAQ.

This is the NYBHE.

Sounds like an opportunity for some butthurt arbitrage.

 

[gth874t]

So can we assume that the NYBHE is for P5 teams and the ButtZDAQ is for G5 teams?

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Sounds like an opportunity for some butthurt arbitrage.

I am butthurt over butthurt arbitrage.

 

[Akinji07]

I'm not worried about BOR's child's play labeled "official" BH market.

When I'm done with my model nobody will give a shit about this.

You may continue.

 

[TheTaxJacket]

Are you buying or Swilling?

 

[wesleyd21]

Selling 50% of my shares

 

[andrew]

Is high frequency butthurt trading allowed on this exchange?

 

[LegendaryGT]

I would like to buy 100% of all butthurt shares.

 

[PerfectOption]

For the Ireland game, I'm buying butthurt shares with a Hail Mary hedge.

 

[05GTCorndog]

 

[madRazor]

Is high frequency butthurt trading allowed on this exchange?

Doesn't matter if it's 'allowed' just payoff the butthurt regulators with a small fraction of the inevitable HSBHT profits.

 

[NatiJacket]

Selling now due to high levels of residual butt hurt from last year. Will buy back after first couple of cupcake games have people thinking 14-0

 

[MEwreck02]

Buying

 

[coit]

Selling now due to high levels of residual butt hurt from last year. Will buy back after first couple of cupcake games have people thinking 14-0

You are taking a risk. I'm holding, anticipating the potential for an early morning loss to BC followed by the longest post-game thread meltdown in history.

With all of the extra hours of drinking, the butt hurt potential is unlimited.

 

[white&gold]

Strong practice reports and incoming freshman hype has analysts calling for an approaching bear market. Reading into CPJ's most recent analyst call, early forecasts are indicating a slowing near-term outlook as early weak competition will muddle earnings expectations. Foreign headwinds could play a role in week 1 on a currency-neutral basis.

Increasing competition in Q2 could actually reverse market trends and send futures soaring, followed by declining prices in Q3 as competition slows down.

Me? I'm investing heavily for a Q2 sell-off as I expect prices to soar in weeks 4 &5.