"There's no reason we can win with DeShone Kizer..."

[EastboundJacket]

"...ever," Brian Kelly said as he was exiting the post-game press conference in a fury. Apparently, the coach was embarrassed. "Like, for the rest of the year. He sucks. And I quit."


Notre Dame had just lost 64-7. David Cutcliffe had already called the game a "scrimmage", and then mumbled something else about wide receivers before falling asleep on the conference room table.

Scenes from a Saturday in South Bend, 9/19...

 

[Akinji07]

Are you for real?

 

[jdubjacket]

He's making a joke.

 

[Flywheel]

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

This thread is kind of like déjà vu.