Things a U<direction>F Degree will get you

[WracerX]

A lifetime of knee braces if you’re lucky

 

[coit]

A USF degree gets your resume on the top of the stack for management consideration at Applebee’s.

 

[swampsting]

Half off at Denny’s

employee's discount, right?

 

[WracerX]

employee's discount, right?

 

[WracerX]

Never having to ask ‘Where did I park my car?’

 

[WracerX]

6 months for solicitation

 

[WracerX]

skin cancer

 

[WracerX]

All the references you could possibly need for a boob job

 

[WracerX]

Based on the crowd shots, access to the crappiest tattoo artists on the east coast

 

[jacket67]

Free soup at the shelter.

 

[jacket67]

Plenty of video game practice time in parent's basement.

 

[jacket67]

 

[jacket67]

A bitchin' set of wheels.

 

[jacket67]

Real world experience in the financial sector.

 

[cincyjacket]

My cousin is at med school at USF. I’m confident he will make more money than most Tech grads, myself included.

 

[WracerX]

Complementary penicillin

 

[WracerX]

My cousin is at med school at USF. I’m confident he will make more money than most Tech grads, myself included.

With a UsF medical degree, I am confident he will end up trading opiod prescriptions for blowjobs.

Also, you’re douching up a lighthearted trash talk thread.

 

[WracerX]

My cousin is at med school at USF. I’m confident he will make more money than most Tech grads, myself included.

cincy playing the deadpan.

Spoiler

a sandy vagina

 

[MidGABuzz]

WracerX, tearing it up as usual. Please continue.

 

[18in32]

My cousin is at med school at USF. I’m confident he will make more money than most Tech grads, myself included.

Not if you would work harder and stop squandering your talent. — Your Mom