Things asked at the CGC call in show?

[WracerX]

Coach, were you aware that your current juice recipe is by Jim Jones and not Jerry Jones? Oh wait, never mind, they are the same anyway.

 

[fatmike91]

What number comes after 3?

/

 

[ricejacket]

Is your “demonstrated ability” the ability to talk enormous amounts of BS or the ability suck to the point of opposing coaches taking pity on you?

 

[WracerX]

Coach, why do you keep calling the GTAA at midnight, yell “money down” manically, and then hang up?

 

[savbandjacket]

- If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
- who is the worst coach in college football and why is it you?
- how much has Tech paid you per win?

 

[WracerX]

Coach, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Sorry, that one was asked BY coach.

I thought more of the old timers would appreciate this joke. I guess I Collinsed myself.

 

[mookie43]

Who taught you how to point at the ground to spot the ball. Has a ref ever thanked you for helping out? Would you say it is the best thing you do on the sidelines?

 

[ElCidBUZZingFAN]

Coach, who are you wearing tonight?

 

[swampsting]

Coach Johnson's daughter sings opera. Is Pagliacci your favorite opera?
Do you need help packing?

(if you know what Pagliacci means, you get it.)

 

[WracerX]

Coach, exactly how many people can fit in your car?

 

[G776T]

I thought more of the old timers would appreciate this joke. I guess I Collinsed myself.

Coach, are you ready to play The Grand Prize Game?

Oh wait, coach asked that one too

 

[WracerX]

Coach, when you said coach Thack knew the defense, did you mean biblically?

 

[WracerX]

Coach, on game day, do you watch our game? Or are you watching a different game on Google Glass?

 

[RamblinWreck27]

Coach, How do I too stop being an acolyte to “Big Sock”?

 

[WracerX]

Coach, did you know the Google has cleared your post season schedule based on its scan of GTAA email traffic?

 

[swampsting]

Coach, exactly how many people can fit in your car?

Just a high level, elite question. The process for answering, the culture we've built in for answering that question, is being performed daily and those corrections that need to be made will be made.

 

[WracerX]

Coach, would you make me one of those balloon swords?

 

[GTsapper]

Mr. Collins, the Illegal Substitution penalty changed the face of modern American football forever. Discuss, citing specific examples.

Guy probably used to coach at Knibb High

 

[GoJackets89]

Coach, is the reason you lift your heels because you are not grounded to reality?

Coach, define elite, because I don't think you know what that means. *Insert princess Bride meme*

Coach, why does it look like you smell like hot dogs?

Coach, can we come up with a something else to call you? Coach doesn't seem to fit, I think I'll just call you Clown.

 

[G776T]

Guy probably used to coach at Knibb High

I heard Knibb High football rules