Things at which UT fans are champions

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Longest average penis length (5 inch and under division).

 

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Highest blood lead level

 

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Opioid access

 

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Recidivism rate

 

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Mulletry arts

 

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Involuntary community service hours

 

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Most average number of teeth - methhead division.

 

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Appearances on Cops

 

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Incest (same sex division only)

 

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Striking oil while shooting at food

 

[LagrangeJacket]

Active losing to streak to Alabama (now featuring double digits!)

 

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Free clinic checkups

 

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Donations to the second best SEC team in Tennessee.

 

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Prison tattoos per square inch

 

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Foreclosure rate (mobile home division)

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Appearances on Cops, Southern Justice, various shows on Investigative Discovery, and Anerica's Most Disturbing Home Videos.

FIFY

 

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#1 in butt chugging per capita

 

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Participation Award - Team Division - Federally Mandated Roadside Cleanup

 

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Jort selection (non-FL division)

 

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Paying of sexual bets to UF fans