Things at which UT fans are champions

[jts1207]

Repo rate (mobile home division)

Ftfy

 

[WracerX]

Knowing the proper order of key, ignition, breathalyzer to get the car started.

 

[gtzulu]

Humanitarian crisis simulation

 

[WracerX]

While attempting to take the "animal husbandry" title from Auburn, inadvertently claimed title to "animal wifery".

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Tailgate weddings

 

[WracerX]

Tailgate weddings

Fake news...wife not pregnant.

 

[gtzulu]

Home game attendance (volumetrically)

 

[gtzulu]

"Peyton Manning nude" Google searches

 

[rduvol#2017]

rduvol#2017 tried to touch my butthole

Whatever, just charge it to my title IX tab.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Style

 

[LaFlavor]

Style

Annual visits from CPS.

 

[MEwreck02]

Style

x,x,x,1

 

[WracerX]

They have the southeast's largest crabs collection.

 

[jacket67]

Ground clearance

 

[jacket67]

Man-scaping

 

[jacket67]

Affordable confectionery

 

[coit]

Affordable confectionery

Now that's some good stuff right there.

 

[QuadF]

Ground clearance

10/10 would drive

 

[QuadF]

Man-scaping

Not how a t-cut should be done

 

[gtGreg768b]

Mulletry arts

I lol'd