Things discussed at the ACC expansion meeting

RamblinWreck27 said:
Narrowing the down the estimated date range Jesus could have preached his famous sermon titled "The Atlantic coast is actually single continuous coastline that stretches around the tip of South America" based on recently uncovered dead sea scrolls.
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The Atlantic coast and why it includes Kentucky
 
ACC commissioner: If someone needs more money now. Call JT Wentworth they will give you your money now and take a percent of what you got coming the rest of your life.

FSU president: anyone have their phone number?
GT president: look it up
NC president: that is the problem he can't spell.
Miami president: Tell him to have his lawyers to look it up.
Clemson president: can I get extra revenue if I don't eat lunch at this meeting?
VT president which bathroom has the ply 3 toilet paper here?
and so on and so on (in less than one hour they forgot about why they were there to do)
 
GTLiebs said:
Alternative:
Where VT's empty trophy case has gone.
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Can a trophy case, itself, become a trophy?

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Where are the commissioner’s big boy pants? All that was left behind were little girl dresses.
 
We’re all in this together, right? Brothers until the end, right?

Hey, who’s Uber to the B1G is that?

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UNC president- Hey guys! Remember our former commish Swafford? He was really swell, Maybe we should hire him back as a consultant for twice what we used to pay him!
 
“So Wake, what are you going to do after the conference falls apart? Hang out with BC? Going to be tough times man, but hey there’s always division 2. You already have the stadium for it.”
 
WracerX said:
“So Wake, what are you going to do after the conference falls apart? Hang out with BC? Going to be tough times man, but hey there’s always division 2. You already have the stadium for it.”
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Nah, the Pac-6 will become the first truly nationwide power conference.
 
“FSU, stop passing notes to Louisville telling them to vote to dissolve. You know damn well they aren’t a lock for the SEC. And being practically in Indiana doesn’t mean öööö to the B1G. If those guys could read they’d be very upset right now.”
 
“Hey Pitt, sitting all by yourself again, huh? No, you’ve got lots of options. Every likes you. Remember when you won the conference and then it was used as proof that the conference was down? That was just bully talk. Any conference would love to have you. The B1G? Oh no, not them. But that’s their loss. SEC? No, when they say Bless Your Heart, it doesn’t mean they’re interested. But hey, if everything collapses here, you’ll still get plenty of MACtion. And that is something.”
 
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