Things that VT just doesn't have

[WracerX]

Balls on their mascot

 

[GTCalvinist]

Anything in that trophy case of theirs.

 

[WracerX]

A DC who is only drunk occasionally.

 

[WracerX]

A complete set of coach's faces

 

[WracerX]

Job prospects that don't include the phrase 'pretty mouth'

 

[Dirty Jacket]

6 losses?

 

[WracerX]

Branches on the ole family tree

 

[JoeCakeEater]

A bowl streak that is coming to an end this year.

 

[Member 6626]

A 'T' on the Lane Stadium sign.

 

[GTCalvinist]

A whole College dedicated to Agriculture and Life Sciences, including a degree in 'Dairy Science'.

Oh, wait, they have that.

 

[Member 6626]

Sisters that aren't wives.

 

[JoeCakeEater]

...an offense from before the 21st century
~Brian Van Gorder

 

[GTCalvinist]

Logan Thomas at QB (thank God!).

 

[andrew]

...an offense from before the 21st century
~Brian Van Gorder

A message board from the 21st century.

 

[jts1207]

A schedule tougher than anything played in the last century

 

[WracerX]

Good dental hygiene

 

[WracerX]

A way for an outsider to differentiate between a West Virginia, Virginia Tech, or Marshall fan

 

[WracerX]

Big hands

 

[User 8976]

indoor plumbing

 

[AmpuTECHture]

A shortage of bad helmet designs.