Things that will absolutely ruin a UVa tailgate

Attempting to explain the rules of rock, paper, scissors to coach Tenuta
 
Finding out that hot chick you thought was a dude, is actually a hot chick
 
Getting a rock in your penny loafers. Hurts like hell when you aren't wearing socks.
 
Someone bringing up the moral issues with Thomas Jefferson taking Sally Hemings as a mistress.
 
I don't know where else to put this, so a thread mocking UVA will have to work.

 
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