Things that will absolutely ruin a UVa tailgate

Realizing all your madras is at the cleaners.

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I was going to point out that Carter's fly is down (dude in the yellow and pink). But the rather large stain and the grin on his face makes me think that this is certainly not ruining his "tailgating". That ratio makes my EE classes look like a womyn's study course.
 
Bringing a bunch of hidden picture drawings where all the hidden pictures are dicks, except there are no hidden pictures ... just a bunch of guys in pastel missing the football game scanning cartoons for dicks that aren't there
 
Well done (or even done well) hamburger
No pasta salad
referring to "campus" not "grounds"
lukewarm wine coolers
loud music
mud
no veggie tray,
or veggie tray without "proper" dressing
pretty much any food bought in a store, not prepped at home
table without any covering
drinking from a paper cup

jeans
football jersey
sneakers, not loafers
non-collared shirts
 
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