Things Tulane has to be proud of

Really nice stadium where over half the seats still haven't been sat in
 
plenty of time left to drink after preparing game highlights reel
 
Unlike Duke, they will never have to face the Revenge of Paul Johnson.
 
Getting flattened by 360 lb guard pulling on counter option isn't something you'll remember, unless someone shows you the game film
 
You will have more practice returning kickoffs than anyone else in your league
 
Two (2) more legit reasons to call themselves the Hurricanes than Miami has, if they ever want to switch mascots.
 
$200 million damage to campus done by Hurricane Katrina still less than cost of hiring Paul Hewitt.
 
cincyjacket said:
58% female
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wow ...who knew

also closer to carnival cruise port of call than 95% of all other div 1 schools

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Their campus has a below average population of diseased nutria when compared to the rest of the state of Louisiana.
 
Coeds propensity to show breasts coupled with natural selection, will eventually lead to the extinction of small boobed prudes
 
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