Things you would give up in exchange for a win over UGA

I would not give up my life, home, family, >$5,000 cash, or my family car. I would give up everything else I think.
 
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It's a joke. You know, it is a thread like "Things higher than Deshawn Watson's ceiling" and such.

A better thread would be "Things a UGA fan would give up for a National Title"

  • Collectible Dale Earnhart plate
  • Day job as fry cook
  • Signed Todd Gurley jock strap
  • Three of Herschel Walker's 15 personalities
  • Dignity (Just kidding, they have none)
  • The second half of the double-wide.
  • Sleeping with second cousins (But not first cousins or siblings. A man has needs)
  • Wal-Mart
  • Money (Just kidding, they have none)
  • Ridiculous internet forum user names like Dawg4Life34, WoofMan or I-Wud-Lick-Herschels-Dad's-Butthole-To-Taste-Where-He-Came-From
  • Preseason #1
  • Arbies
  • That high paying job as well-regarded and influential CEO of a profitable company
 
A better thread would be "Things a UGA fan would give up for a National Title"

  • Collectible Dale Earnhart plate
  • Day job as fry cook
  • Signed Todd Gurley jock strap
  • Three of Herschel Walker's 15 personalities
  • Dignity (Just kidding, they have none)
  • The second half of the double-wide.
  • Sleeping with second cousins (But not first cousins or siblings. A man has needs)
  • Wal-Mart
  • Money (Just kidding, they have none)
  • Ridiculous internet forum user names like Dawg4Life34, WoofMan or I-Wud-Lick-Herschels-Dad's-Butthole-To-Taste-Where-He-Came-From
  • Preseason #1
  • Arbies
  • That high paying job as well-regarded and influential CEO of a profitable company

:rotfl:
 
I would give up dates with BOR's wife.*



*For one week
 
I've been banging Mrs Swift for a few days now and get a little bored. So probably pass her off to one of you guys for a while.
 
A better thread would be "Things a UGA fan would give up for a National Title"

  • Collectible Dale Earnhart plate
  • Day job as fry cook
  • Signed Todd Gurley jock strap
  • Three of Herschel Walker's 15 personalities
  • Dignity (Just kidding, they have none)
  • The second half of the double-wide.
  • Sleeping with second cousins (But not first cousins or siblings. A man has needs)
  • Wal-Mart
  • Money (Just kidding, they have none)
  • Ridiculous internet forum user names like Dawg4Life34, WoofMan or I-Wud-Lick-Herschels-Dad's-Butthole-To-Taste-Where-He-Came-From
  • Preseason #1
  • Arbies
  • That high paying job as well-regarded and influential CEO of a profitable company


Dang, start that thread already! Maybe next week?
 
Wouldn't give up a öööö thing. I expect an organization full of supposedly smart people to come up with a way to consistently win against the teams we choose to schedule.
 
I would give up making fun of their inbred, dead mascots and dead Larry Munson.
 
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