Things you'd rather have said than "I know it's not a good look" after running out of bounds

[erikill]

Don't we get to try a penalty kick? Oh wait wrong game..

 

[BigDanT]

Anything that starts with “At the end of the day…”




It’s become the most overused cliche in sports.

I’m kinda fond of “At the end of the day we won.”

 

[andrew]

I’m kinda fond of “At the end of the day we won.”

Would definitely have rather heard that.

 

[CarsonNewmanJacket]

I went to Akron… what’s a win?

 

[RoanokeJacket]

I went to Akron… what’s a win?

"I know zip about winning."

 

[TampaBayJacket]

I opened this thread to LOLZ but damn these jokes are terrible.

 

[CarsonNewmanJacket]

My InvescoQQQ supervisor told me that that was the most logical decision

 

[BainbridgeJacket]

"I was trying to draw a late hit penalty because, let's be honest, the refs threw more flags than I'd thrown completed passes."

 

[GoGATech]

I was trying to preserve my perfect zero interceptions stat.

 

[justafan]

I was trying to preserve my perfect zero interceptions stat.

May be some truth to this one. As a QB you get judged on your TD/INT stats. I'm sure some think, why just toss it up and get +1 INT.