Thursday Night Game Thread Episode I: Indiana Shocks Dozens

[LegendaryGT]

UCF kick imminent. Probably.

EDIT: LOL it happened entire minutes ago.

 

[The Jacket]

Goodness gracious. FIU might be sub-par.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Aaaaaand that kid's game is over.

 

[The Jacket]

Who is like unto the citronaut? Who is able to make war with him?

 

[The Jacket]

Holy hell that was brutal.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Oh that's right, this is Butch Davis. Yes, that Butch Davis, coaching FIU.

 

[The Jacket]

Textbook facemask-forced-fumble there.

 

[The Jacket]

Oh that's right, this is Butch Davis. Yes, that Butch Davis, coaching FIU.

I actually had completely forgotten Davis was at FIU until the game had already started. That sentence is exactly what Butch Davis deserves.

 

[LegendaryGT]

UCF tackling is like, if you had pneumatic cannons full of giant jello cubes on the sideline, and you could only stop the opposing players momentum with glancing hits from your wobbly munitions.

We are going to squad this team.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Anybody got one of those Cabelas Polar Cap $250 coolers? They good?

 

[LegendaryGT]

Player #2's controller has become disconnected. Please reconnect the controller and press start to continue.

 

[The Jacket]

UCF's offensive line is looking like some garbage.

 

[LegendaryGT]

New field cabanas. How the hell do they have something like that and we don't? Ridiculous.

 

[LegendaryGT]

This ref is in the zone. He looks like he's committing mental murder every time he makes a call. He's just animal-pissed.

I gotta know why.

 

[The Jacket]

I really want to see some of these deep lobs when we play them. The Austin twins will have a ööööing field day.

 

[The Jacket]

This ref is in the zone. He looks like he's committing mental murder every time he makes a call. He's just animal-pissed.

I gotta know why.

Something awful has happened in that man's personal life, something vile. That's raw homicide in his eyes and on that horrifying brow.

 

[LegendaryGT]

"The fastest guy maybe in the nation"?

Who dis

 

[LegendaryGT]

I mean, he just looks distracted by the object of his rage when he pauses like that. Very very unnerving.

 

[The Jacket]

Apparently Kennesaw State and Mercer are also playing tonight. And Presbyterian seems to be struggling somewhat with Wake.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Aaron Murray is apparently the annoying one in the broadcast booth. Never would have picked him to sound like that.