Thursday Night Game Thread Episode I: Indiana Shocks Dozens

[ScionOfSouthland]

Just want you to know, I called the police, there are no alien sightings at this time. We're safe.

 

[The Jacket]

Just want you to know, I called the police, there are no alien sightings at this time. We're safe.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if you're close enough to the broadcast ship that you're getting interference through your TV, then that wasn't the police you talked to. Have you ever heard the term "yeerk"?

 

[LegendaryGT]

Uuuuugly option.

 

[cyptomcat]

Damn I love college football

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

It takes a strong constitution to live with a last name like Wadercutter

 

[LegendaryGT]

Damn I love college football

And there's more on

 

[ElCidBUZZingFAN]

I want this coach's breakdown show on ESPN News during a Tech game. That would be a treat.

 

[theDude47]

Ohio State's offensive line is just awful. Indiana is getting pressure with only 3 guys. Definitely not looking like the #2 team in the country right now.

 

[The Jacket]

so Michigan ended up just doing commercials after all. damn.

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Why do all Big 10 teams have their own version of striped overalls?

 

[LegendaryGT]

Oklahoma State just keeps running the same damn touchdown play and it just keeps working every time. The game of college football is broken, and wouldn't you know some jackass with a MULLET is the one who broke it. What the hell.

 

[The Jacket]

HEY THEY MENTIONED US! ON PURPOSE!

 

[LegendaryGT]

Pro-tip: If you're up 7 to 3 you want to play field position.

 

[coit]

Cornelison is a classically trained vocalist and award winning opera singer. To each their own, by he isn't mutilating anything.

He sucked dicks.

 

[The Jacket]

sup #2

 

[LegendaryGT]

Can't run for a yard on Indiana.

Every Game Matters™ Rating -1

 

[05GTCorndog]

I like football, but all these games are 100% dog shit.

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Indiana fat mans beat the fightin' Meyers on 3rd and 2

 

[LegendaryGT]

The Tick movie take my money take it now

 

[05GTCorndog]

HEY THEY MENTIONED US! ON PURPOSE!

High school mention.