UGA apologizes for giving Ludacris Cognac, Condoms, useless degree

[dragonlord]

http://deadspin.com/georgia-ad-apologizes-for-sexy-ludacris-concert-rider-1779125230

On April 13, Ludacris performed for 13 minutes at Georgia’s spring game, and was paid $65,000 for it. His contract also included a pretty great rider, which you can read it full at the bottom of this post. It included condoms, juice boxes, and a couple of bottle of Ludacris’s own brand of cognac, and Georgia athletics would like you to know they’re very, very sorry.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

What position did he play?

 

[JoeCakeEater]

That list is wonderful. Made UGAy do his grocery shopping for the week.

 

[BeeStorm]

what kind of dude buys candles?

 

[JJacket]

what kind of dude buys candles?

It is for dripping wax on fine hos' butts while sipping Cognac before slipping on that magnum and hittin' it while she snacks on fruit roll ups. Upon completion, ho irons my shirt while I brush my teeth with a Crest spin electric toothbrush using Crest toothpaste. Always been a fantasy of mine.

 

[JJacket]

There are no reruns in life so we need to turn the page, learn from our mistakes and do everything we can to make sure errors of this nature do not reoccur.”

So is McGarity going to resign? Isn't that what this is saying? I read it as "I am an idiot. I should resign"

 

[goldeagle]

http://deadspin.com/georgia-ad-apologizes-for-sexy-ludacris-concert-rider-1779125230

On April 13, Ludacris performed for 13 minutes at Georgia’s spring game, and was paid $65,000 for it. His contract also included a pretty great rider, which you can read it full at the bottom of this post. It included condoms, juice boxes, and a couple of bottle of Ludacris’s own brand of cognac, and Georgia athletics would like you to know they’re very, very sorry.

Is this for real! Couple of spelling errors there.

 

[Buzzaoholic]

The GTGs would have done it for half the price.

 

[spandex]

Is this for real! Couple of spelling errors there.

I notice that "Spelling App for iPhone" isn't on the list.

 

[spandex]

what kind of dude buys candles?

Well, he needs to use his two lighters for something. What else could he possibly light up?

 

[GT1992]

He uses Secret deodorant? Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 

[gtzulu]

just the first item made me laugh

"1 loaf of Bread (whole grain with the most amount of grains)"

 

[GT1992]

just the first item made me laugh

"1 loaf of Bread (whole grain with the most amount of grains)"

That took UGA grads a month to find. Luckily, they have well fertilized fields thanks to the school of animal husbandry.

 

[savbandjacket]

No shampoo?

 

[GT1992]

No shampoo?

Just use the Secret.

 

[Lee34102]

Interestingly, (on several fronts) is that Queen Latifah had some similar items in her concert rider, specifically the Lifestyle or Rough Rider condoms for the soundcheck....

 

[GT1992]

how is canned tuna fresh?

 

[swampsting]

Interestingly, (on several fronts) is that Queen Latifah had some similar items in her concert rider, specifically the Lifestyle or Rough Rider condoms for the soundcheck....

I didn't know you could still find Lowenbrau. (Brings to mind a great Johnny Carson clip of "Lowenboy" beer. Yeah, I'm old.)
And condoms for Queen Latifah?
Maybe Van Halen's proviso for a bowl of M&Ms with the green ones picked out wasn't so off the wall after all. Though I think David Lee Roth said they did that just to make sure the fine print in the contract was read.

 

[savbandjacket]

True rock stars demand a room full of women for which no condoms are required. Amateurs.

 

[BeeStorm]

wtf are juice boxes? does ludicris and latifah have a bunch of toddlers roaming about ?