First quarter: Faces of the red and black emulating the shock of seeing the worst thing in the world. Small children and women wearing red and black begin to weep uncontrollably. The men begin to look down into their plastic cups for comfort. They start to wonder whether their trailer back home is burning down. Score at the end of the 1st: 42-0 GT.
Second quarter. The stadium begins to bleed red and black as the exodus amonst the butt sniffers begins. Men are now openly weaping, and fundamentalist christians wearing red and black drop to their knees praying because they think it is apparent that the apocalypse is upon them. And it is. God has revealed his majesty in a number of long bombs from reggie ball to calvin Johnson. Men openly say they wish they had a Johnson like that. Most U[sic]GA fans quietly would settle for only one Ball, if it could be ours. Some U[sic]GA fans begin to repent, ripping their red and black off and rolling in the filth that covers the floors at Sanford and Son stadium. There is much weeping and gnashing of teeth amongst the leghumpers. Tech families shield the young ones eyes to avoid seeing the horror that has revealed itself in these pitiable mutts. End of second Quarter: GT: 94. U[sic]GA: 0.
Halftime. Fearing that the GT defense might take the field before they finish their performance, the Red Coat marching band refuses to take the field, instead staying in the stands and weeping as they try to remove the pox of red and black that has come upon them. Less than 1/3 of the U[sic]GA fans remain.
Third Quarter. The beating continues. Georgia fans remaining have become even more disconcerted. They raid the president's box and a battle begins for Michael Adams life. Meanwhile, GT's second string is pulverizing the dawgs. U[sic]GA beings a new trend on offense which involves drawing straws to see who has to snap the ball and hand it off to the Tech defense to run back for a touchdown. No one covers CJ because the GT offense does not get the ball in the 3rd quarter. U[sic]GA's hand the ball to the defense manuever is effective in this sense.
GT--199. U[sic]GA: 0.
Fourth quarter. There is no red and black in the stands. Smoke issues forth from the President's box. Reports of a coup involving Vince Dooley are reported. Something about ending that myth about having a university the football team can be proud of is annouced over the loud speaker. Its made clear from now on that U[sic]GA will stop pretending that academics matter. Larry Munson leaps from the press box in agony as the scoreboard burn his hungover eyes. GT finally gets the ball back. And slowly manuevers down the field, kneeling every four yards, so they can run the clock out. gailey does it out of respect for the lives of the "dawgs."
Final Score: 223-0.
That's what I predict. To hell with georgia.
