"Utilitarian "

I think I got ordained by the Utilitarians on the internet.

I developed an 8 word wedding ceremony I am dying to use. Very efficient.

"Do you?"
"Yes."
(Turning) "Do you?"
"Yes."
"You did."

Oh, sure. I can trim it further, but it starts to lose the majesty of ceremony if I do.
 
Good marketing play. We don’t have or need the extravagance of a two story slide and nap rooms like Clemson’s day care center.
For real. Why would we need stuff like that when our campus is in the middle of Atlanta. Our students aren’t dependent on the school to provide entertainment like rural schools.
 
I think I got ordained by the Utilitarians on the internet.

I developed an 8 word wedding ceremony I am dying to use. Very efficient.

"Do you?"
"Yes."
(Turning) "Do you?"
"Yes."
"You did."

Oh, sure. I can trim it further, but it starts to lose the majesty of ceremony if I do.
Spaceballs beat you to it ...
 
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