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Tech in Charlottesville
Forty one to Thirty Eight
Not that close this time

What's that on our back?
Seventeen year-old monkey
It's time to be spanked

Overconfidence
Is no longer an issue
Cavs pay heavily
 
Charlottesville awaits
Golden Tornado regroups
Old Virginia mourns
 
Matt Ryan's no Hoo
Last weeks ref crew won't be there
Tech whacks that monkey

Virginia ain't good
They beat UNC and Duke
Take Tech against Cavs
 
I'm scared of the curse
It destroys us every year
Hide my eyes in shame
 
Forty-One to thirty-eight
No wins over Hoos since then
Ross made deal with devil
 
Taylor Bennett Rocks
He will pass for 300 yards
Choice runs for 200
 
"Cavalier" sounds gay
I mean really really gay
So does "Wah-hoo-wah"

Dear Mister Monkey:
Get off our back Saturday
Thank you very much

It ain't New Year's Eve
We don't want to hear your song
Shut the heck up, snobs
 
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