Week 1 Schadenfreude

[GoGATech]

Haven't seen this posted anywhere yet:

Week 1 Meltdown Time
http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/9/...s-Mississippi-State-Bulldogs-Oklahoma-Sooners

Some highlights:
LSU

The fact that he just said "vaunted Tigers offense" makes clear he has no ööööing clue what he's talking about.

Fml, we had corndogs at halftime and now everyone has diarrhea in the house. Seriously wtf.

At least we can't say we peaked too early.

Oklahoma

I’m there. 9 month off season for this?? öööö it. I’m trying crack 2nite

I’m gonna go chop off my dick and jump into a flaming dumpster real quick

We would have killed Appalachian State

Mississippi State

We went full State. Never go full State.

Not even a prescription for more cowbell could fix my fever :(

I’ve got South in my mouth and I don’t like it.

Auburn

Gus, get your öööö together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your öööö, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the öööö store and sell it, or put it in the öööö museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

Gus is playing 3D QB chess while everyone else is playing football.

"And here's the Auburn student section:"
camera shows students trying to elbow themselves

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Ole Miss had the biggest meltdown, but I liked the comedy in Oklahoma's more.

 

[GoGATech]

Ole Miss had the biggest meltdown...

Any of this sound familiar?

3rd and wommack. Is this a thing yet?

Our defense has never been able to cover big white tight ends.

We're like a pair of skinny jeans on a Bama fan.

 

[Allen Koholic]

Let’s just call Sean White "Stephanie Meyer" because that was a terrible read.

This is ööööing A+ wit right here.

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I'm so happy the meltdown has returned. This is the only reason to watch sports.

 

[05GTCorndog]

I want to start a website of nothing but sad fan screenshots from football games.

 

[jkernea]

I want to start a website of nothing but sad fan screenshots from football games.

ESPN did a bit on the "Surrender Cobra" last year...it was hilarious.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/11/watch-espns-hilarious-tribute-to-the-surrender-cobra

 

[GoldZ]

Skinny jeans on a Bama fan! OMG, I've gotta change my BVDs.

 

[T-Bone Burdell]

I want to start a website of nothing but sad fan screenshots from football games.

Yes. Do it.

 

[gth874t]

ESPN did a bit on the "Surrender Cobra" last year...it was hilarious.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/11/watch-espns-hilarious-tribute-to-the-surrender-cobra

My favorite part of this video is that there are at least 3 instances of dwag fans featured.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

I want to start a website of nothing but sad fan screenshots from football games.

You've got my vote for President.

 

[Architorture23]

make sure these make the website

and this one bc she's hot

 

[05GTCorndog]

Website names?

 

[Architorture23]

I mean, bigcry.com is still available...

 

[GoGATech]

Don't forget this one...

 

[Architorture23]

best ever?

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

Website names?

BlueBall.com, your home for sports' bluest fans.

 

[gth874t]

best ever?

/thread

 

[Allen Koholic]

Part of me wants to commission a painter to do the bald dawg fan in oil and canvas and hang it above my mantle.

 

[BHP12345]

30 goddamn unanswered ööööing points . We're ööööing done and we ööööing suck. Alabama will beat us by ööööing 60 and we will go 6-6 this year . ööööing despicable and unacceptable . This is David wommacks pussy ass fault. His soft add defense is willingly giving up ten yards to the receivers

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Part of me wants to commission a painter to do the bald dawg fan in oil and canvas and hang it above my mantle.

but then you have an oil canvas of a bald dawg fan hanging above your mantle