If this wasn't from my old stomping grounds of south Louisiana, I would have thought it was a prank call. But the sad thing is the caller was definitely being honest. People down there really say stuff like taht. Growing up I heard some of the weirdest analogies that made no sense.
I will always remember when I was a Freshman on the Varsity team in high school and the coach told me, "Hey, you gotta get yo dick wet and quit bein' an ankle vampire." Translation,"Don't tackle people by diving at their feet." That was one of the more understandable phrases.
Probably the funniest thing that I can remember from a Louisiana football coach was my D-line coach that would tell his linemen that they should be picking Daisies when they playing half-assed. So he would honestly make them go to a clover patch and pick a clover flower and give it to him before they could play another play. Meanwhile the DB coach would tell us that we deserve a pink pussy sticker when we didn't play as aggressively as he like... oh I miss those days...
Damn, I'm way too bored. This game can't get here any sooner.
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