What is the difference between Aaron Murray and a dollar?

What's the difference between a dollar bill and Aaron Murray?

Aaron Murray has one more working knee than a dollar bill does.
 
One gets crumpled up when you shove it in your pocket and the other crumples up when he's out of the pocket?




I'm trying here, all the good ones were taken...
 
Ooo... one goes down a stripper's thong, the other goes down when you take out his knee.

Amidointhisrite?
 
this is what i think of zulu, bor, and gehj. they are usually the attention whores and when another poster gets a little it peeves them. If he thought i was attention whoring why would he give me attention?

What's the difference between southendzoneBEE and a dollar?

A dollar won't get you a sandwich at Schlotzsky's.

Meh.

BLT.
 
What do Aaron Murray and a dollar have in common?

Neither is worth what it was last week.
 
This thread definitely made coming to work on Black Friday morning a lot more tolerable.
 
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