What would you do to celebrate a win over the mutts?

Nobody that I know now has any idea how bad things are going to get for them if we win. I was pretty obnoxious to Georgia fans (People at school and church went out of their way to avoid me) when we had our three game streak, but unlike the first go-round, I've had to suffer through each year of their current streak. And with each year, the Georgia fans have gotten worse and greater in numbers.

-Every Georgia fan I work with will find a copy of the AJC sports section on their desks when they come in Monday morning.

-Every Georgia fan I know outside of work will receive long, unapologetic phone calls, texts, emails, MySpace messages, FaceBook messages, newspaper clippings on their doors, etc. On more than one occasion.

-Every Georgia fan I see will hear a mocking "How 'bout them Dawgs?!" until I decide I'm done harassing the general public. Please note that I wouldn't do this if I didn't receive the same treatment every year by complete strangers after the Tech-UGAg game.

-I'm going to buy some expensive ass alcohol and bring in the ensuing year of bragging rights the way it ought to be. Blurry and euphoric.
 
I have attended 3 wins in Athens and enjoyed listening to their post game call in show on the radio each time. To me it is more fun to listen to them cry and implode than to try to stick it in their face.
 
Probably just drive home from Athens. Maybe set something on fire, I don't know.

I accidentally did this one year in Athens. I believe it was the UGA/GSU game. I thought the coals had cooled completely and threw them in one of the cardboard trash cans (who thought that was a good idea). Driving back through campus in traffic, I got to see the fireman putting it out. I still get a laugh about that today.

So, an FYI - those trash cans are VERY flammable ;)
 
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