You of little faith ...

JacketFan77

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And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him.

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And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was resting.

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And his disciples came to him, and awoke him, saying, Lord, save us: we perish.

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And he said unto them, Why are you fearful, O you of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.

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But the men marveled, saying, What manner of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him!

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And he replied, "Get your heads out of your asses. The start of the season is just two weeks away. Cut out your handwringing over fall practice updates before I pimpslap you all with my ring hand."

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The reverend has spoken!! It is time to get back into church brethren!!!

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And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, It is what it is.
 
If thou hast run with the footmen, and they have wearied thee, then how canst thou contend with the Yellow Jackets? - Jeremiah 12:5
 
Paul Johnson is an old testament coach.

Nahum 1:2
The Coach is a jealous and avenging Coach; the Coach is avenging and wrathful; the Coach takes vengeance on his adversaries and keeps wrath for his enemies.
 
Isaiah 61

The Year of the Lord’s Favor

61 The Spirit of the Sovereign Lord is on me,
because the Lord has anointed me
to proclaim good news to the Ramblin’ Wreck.
He has sent me to bind up the brokenlegged Snoddy,
to proclaim freedom for Marcordes
and release from darkness for Jabari
2 to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor
and the day of vengeance of our God,
to comfort all who mourn the Duke loss,
3 and provide for those who grieve in the West stands—
to bestow on them a football of crystal
instead of oranges,
the ring of diamond
instead of mourning,
and a tshirt for champions
instead of a spirit of despair.
They will be called oaks of defense,
a tree planted by the Lord
for the display of his splendor.
4 They will rebuild the trophy case in the Edge Center
and restore the places long devastated;
they will renew Bobby Dodd stadium
that has been devastated for generations.
5 Bulldogs will serve your burgers and fries;
Clemson grads will work your fields and vineyards.
6 And you will be called Champions of the World,
you will be named AP #1
You will feed on the wealth of ESPN,
and in their riches you will boast.
7 Instead of your shame
you will receive a double portion,
and instead of disgrace
you will rejoice in your inheritance.
And so you will inherit a double portion in your land,
and everlasting joy will be yours.
8 “For I, the Lord, love the Yellow Jackets;
I hate Bulldogs and Hokies.
In my faithfulness I will reward my people
and make an everlasting covenant with them.
9 Their Coach Paul Johnson will be known among the nations
and their Quarterback among the peoples.
All who see them will acknowledge
that they are a people the Lord has blessed.”
10 I delight greatly in the Lord;
my soul rejoices in my God.
For he has clothed me with jerseys of gold and white
and arrayed me in a helmet devoid of honeycomb,
as a bridegroom adorns his head like a boss,
and as a bride adorns herself with her bling.
11 For as the soil makes the sprout come up
and a garden causes seeds to grow,
so the Sovereign Lord will make victory
and praise spring up before all nations.
 
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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As an ordained minister, I have to say, well done good and faithful servant! Well done, JF77.


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Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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Best photoshop ev-ar.
 
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