JacketFan77
Bokonon High Priest
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And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him.
And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was resting.
And his disciples came to him, and awoke him, saying, Lord, save us: we perish.
And he said unto them, Why are you fearful, O you of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.
But the men marveled, saying, What manner of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him!
And he replied, "Get your heads out of your asses. The start of the season is just two weeks away. Cut out your handwringing over fall practice updates before I pimpslap you all with my ring hand."
And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was resting.
And his disciples came to him, and awoke him, saying, Lord, save us: we perish.
And he said unto them, Why are you fearful, O you of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.
But the men marveled, saying, What manner of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him!
And he replied, "Get your heads out of your asses. The start of the season is just two weeks away. Cut out your handwringing over fall practice updates before I pimpslap you all with my ring hand."