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[Akinji07]

Your mom is on your wife's side in the divorce.

Your mom was a pornstar in silent film.

 

[User 8976]

Your mom is on your wife's side in the divorce.

your dad saw you at birth and had been missing ever since

 

[GTRules]

Your mom was a pornstar in silent film.

Your mom thinks JF77's right.

 

[GTRules]

your dad saw you at birth and had been missing ever since

Your dad had a vasectomy two years before you were born. He thinks it only changed the color of the baby.

 

[User 8976]

Your dad had a vasectomy two years before you were born. He thinks it only changed the color of the baby.

your dad is kirby smart

 

[GTRules]

your dad is kirby smart

That's a low blow!

Speaking of low blows, how's your sister?

 

[User 8976]

That's a low blow!

Speaking of low blows, how's my mom?

fixed it

 

[User 8976]

gawd. so this is what the offseason without a bowl is like

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

gawd. so this is what the offseason without a bowl is like

 

[User 8976]

slow your roll chief. my freshman year was the 1990 national title. I experienced Bill Lewis. Kiss my black ass.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

slow your roll chief. my freshman year was the 1990 national title. I experienced Bill Lewis. Kiss my black ass.

Jesus loves you. Booyah.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

i kinda don’t think it would be hard to ID the asshole and subscribe him to the KY Jelly of the month club.

And Cat Facts.

 

[GTRules]

gawd. so this is what the offseason without a bowl is like

Glorious, ain't it?

 

[User 8976]

Glorious, ain't it?

Ted Roof defenses...

 

[eg1]

Glorious, ain't it?

And only, what, 10 more months to go?

 

[gtchief]

Fooled by another ööööty clickbait title, öööö me

 

[gtchief]

 

[Diseqc]

Payback is a bitch. Don’t do öööö like this without expecting it to be returned 10x.

 

[jacket67]

Gotta give the guy credit. That's probably the earliest he's ever woken up in his Mom's basement and come upstairs.

 

[coit]

So looks like this fine human played at UGA in the early 80s and is a teacher and coach at Starr's Mill.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/state/georgia/article187924224.html

I sure hope his dreams of another natty don't get crushed due to karma or anything.