BYU has the bullpucky religious exemption from the NCAA's "ticking clock". Sure, they may be out of practice by a few years. But they also had a few years to hit the weight room. To realize that college long distance relationship thing was a bad idea. To sort out their personal life. To grow up. To eliminate most of the off the field distractions 18 and 19 year olds deal with.
And despite that advantage they're still not competitive. Turns out the following restrictions courtesy of LDS aren't very popular with today's youth:
- Abstinence from illicit drugs, alcohol, tobacco, coffee, and tea (substances forbidden by the LDS Word of Wisdom)
No sweet tea just killed their entire program in the deep south.
- No involvement with pornographic or indecent material
Andddddd there went virtually every 18 year old male on planet earth.
- No inappropriate sexual activity (no sexual relationships outside of marriage)
Another huge restriction.
- No homosexual behavior
- Active participation in church services (according to whatever religion a student is a member)
Unenforceable? Probably. But atheists are still 15% of the US population. Agnostics are another decent chunk.
- Clean language (no profanity)
That's f***ing bull****.
- Following the "Residential Living Standards" (visiting hours for members of the opposite sex)
What is this ... a Leave It To Beaver episode?
- Dress and Grooming Standards: Abiding by the guidelines for dress, grooming, and housing. Skirts must reach to the knee and shirts may not be sleeveless. Form fitting, strapless and revealing clothing is not appropriate. Male students may not wear beards or goatees, hair length must be above the ears, and sideburns must not extend below half of the ear.
In other words, their ENORMOUS advantage of being exempt from the NCAA's ticking clock is blown out of the water by their own LDS restrictions ... which read like set guidelines for Leave It To Beaver ... or perhaps the inspiration for Kinzy's alternate reality hell in Saints Row IV (an obscure reference, but I'm rolling with it.)
We like to say it aint the 60's anymore when trying to get The Hill to change. At least The Hill doesn't enforce 60's social guidelines too.