StingTalk: Lowest of the low

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Congrats to all. It takes a complete team effort to earn this award.

Let's not forget that we have 3 pretty active message boards. And Stingtalk is the lowest of the low. The Hive (our scout.com forum) is full of great fans who would not poke fun at any injury(unlike Stingtalk). And the hive probably has the most knowledgeable posters when it comes to the football team.
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http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/53899756/sting-talk-at-it-again/page-2/
 
TampaBayJacket said:
Well sh**.
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Hey, is Larry Munson still dead? I need to ask him which vet is handling Girley's surgery. My dog tore her acl and I'm looking for a good vet.

I would hope the geogia players rip their acls and their hymens on the same day, but their stepdad took that away from them on their first day working at "fatz"

I posted this on secincestrant.com, but since none of them can read, I haven't got a reply.
 
Say what you want about Munson, but he was the worst announcer in the history of professional sports, racist, and misogynist. All around untalented and disgusting human being, which is why their fan base related to him so well.
 
We stepped on their face with a hobnailed boot!
Lookatda retarts fallin outta da sky

Well Lauren, whaddaya got?
Larry, these corn dogs sure are tasty!

Well Lauren, whaddaya got?
Larry, looks like she gave me genital warts! Back to you
 
1. Stop the Dive. It’s meant to get 3.0 ypc, once they get more than that, you’re dead. They don’t have as great a FB as Dwyer, but if you let them beat you inside it sets up the entire perimeter game and Midline.
2. Hammer that QB every time he touches the football.
3. Knock the QB’s facemask off every time he touches the football. Make him eat dirt.
4. Flatten the QB on every snap.
5. Rip the QB’s head off on every snap.
I don’t give a shite if you get a late hit or unsportsmanlike penalty, you make that QB regret he stepped on the field.
The QB makes it all work. If he drops back to pass, hit him. If he keeps, hit him. If he pitches the ball, hit his arse anyway. Make him hesitate.
You do that, you beat the option.

Stop the dive and beat the hell out of the quarterback. Timeless advice.

http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/53923345/how-to-beat-georgia-tech/
 
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whenyousaybud said:
Hey, is Larry Munson still dead? I need to ask him which vet is handling Girley's surgery. My dog tore her acl and I'm looking for a good vet.

I would hope the geogia players rip their acls and their hymens on the same day, but their stepdad took that away from them on their first day working at "fatz"

I posted this on secincestrant.com, but since none of them can read, I haven't got a reply.
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You are exaggerating---they can read at an 8th grade level by their own admission (AFTER being on campus 3 years).
 
I hope the creator of SEC Rant tears his taint in a bad Tranny Hooker accident.
 
Larry Munson was a thousand times better at announcing games than that Zeier idiot. Guy is a complete blowhard who acts like he's still part of the team. Absolutely zero professionalism.

Say what you will about Munson as a human being...there are some pretty rough stories about him, but the man could flat-out call a good football game.
 
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