What are you thankful to Clemson for?

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For being the clown shoes and Shoney’s buffet of college football.

Everything about Clemson is clown shoes.

Last time I was up there, 2010, I couldn't help but laugh at their 30 minute Pledge of Allegiance, America the Beautiful, Say a Prayer, National Anthem, Moment of Silence, etc pre-game routine, honor the softball team, checkers team, etc.

I'm patriotic and all and am not one of those 'ewww religion is bad' types, but the presentation of this just screamed unsophisticated, redneck "MOAR IS BETTR!!!" Perhaps this is fitting for Clemson. Their pre-game routine is the Shoney's buffet of college football.
 

WracerX

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For having the second most bland mascot available.

-Mascot Outfit Manufacturers of China
 

DeepSnap

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Letting us lure John Heisman to Atlanta in 1904 after Heisman's Tiggers beatdown NATS 73-0 in 1903
 

gtchief

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"Our Tiger Cubs can still use the same paw logo AND read at the same level when they grow up"

-Boy Scouts of America
 

WracerX

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The way dabo marvels at our advanced technology.



-Batman engineering team
 

WracerX

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The way they can be total bitches when it comes to giving out jewelry.

-Real Housewives of the Upstate
 

jts1207

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Where is jack o lantern
 

BigDanT

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If ever there was a team to beat twice In a season on the way to an acc ship, Clemson is the second team I would want to do that to.
 
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