Caption Contest: Johnson's thoughts on Richt (see photo)


Here we see the interaction between too rival males in this strange and wonderful urban savannah. Note the postures of the two as they interact. One is reaching out - as if combing the grasslands for someone, anyone, who will sympathize with his trials and tribulations concerning "neutral sites" and "black-out failures". While the other is seemingly looking past as if to say, "Man, what an a-hole this guy is. Didn't I take care of this pip squeak a couple of months ago... he's worse than those farts that follow me inside after my cigar brakes. Hey, there’s Kiffin... what's he doing here... huh... mustsa volunteered."
 
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"Gimme a break Paul. We were up by two TD's going into the half. If it wasn't for Willie's shoddy Defense it could have been another 51-7 embarassment."

PJ: "I'll give you a 51-7 embarassment and by the way... nice tie. Didn't you see the invitation said dress casual?"
 
Richt: I love this new line of polyester suits from Walmart.

CPJ: How come nobody told me about the dress code?
 
Richt: You see when recruiting in the state of Georgia you have have a winning program and a constant flow of NFL players.

Johnson: Yeah OK. I just stole McCoy, Bostic, and I am after Ayers now. Let me teach you a lesson in taking recruits away from the seemingly bigger programs.
 
CMR: Listen up and I'll tell you exactly how we shut down your passing game in the second half.
 
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PJ: You do realize I beat you in my first try right?
DH: Well, Ya See, Um.... hey have you tried this new sunless tanner?
 
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PJ: You do realize I beat you in my first try right?
DH: Well, Ya See, Um.... hey have you tried this new sunless tanner?
DH hahahaha!!!!
I saw DH this weekend. His lake house is on my rd and I will be flying my GT flag to let him know he has an enemy very close by.
 
"I'm wearing the suit, because one or two more losses to you and I'll end up a preacher or motivational speaker."
 
CMR:"C'mon one more time, please!!! I promise I'll do better!!
CPJ: "Thats's what she said!!!"
 


Johnson: "I ain't buyin what your selling..."
Richt: "So how many tight ends you recruiting this year.."
Johnson: "You think you could get your wife to pour me a cup of ice water....Shaken not stirredd....cough...45-42. See you in November Ricky boy!"

All the praying in the world ain't gonna' save your ass on any Saturday after Thanksgiving as long as I'm around.
And wipe that fake tan stuff off your face you metrosexual phony.
 
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