Waffle House backing GT

The Bobby Cremins - you sit down to order but can’t make a decision, leave, then come back after a few days and finally leave again. Waffle House ends up naming the place after you.
 
The Herschel:

There are 14 different meals to choose from. All free with a ride home in a Trans Am or Bobsled.
 
Probably a repost, but –

The Bulldawg Special – it looks so so good on the menu, you can't wait to eat it, but it's always disappointing in the end
 
The Paul Hewitt Special - starts out really delicious, but by the time you’re done eating it, it gives you food poisoning for 7 years so you can’t enjoy anything else.
 
More hash browns:
  • Junior'd = chicken finger bits
  • Drownproofed = served with varnish
  • Archied = wankels
  • CJ'd = made using organic 3rd world fair trade potatoes
  • Beamer'd = hash browns are served in your mug and coffee is poured on your plate
  • Sewak'd = served off the floor
  • Atlantic Station'd = Someone from the 90's glares at you while you enjoy it
  • Castleberried = No. This was only made once and will not be repeated.
 
Uncle Mike said:
The "dwag"...watching two hoes fighting while enjoying your waffle and eggs
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The 2015 Season order:

Toast is burnt
Bacon’s not even cooked
Grits are cold
You ordered a poached egg. No one orders a poached egg at WH. It’s expected to be awful, too, yet somehow is poached perfectly and tastes amazing.
 
The Alabama: 130 5-star breakfasts are brought to you, and you get to choose the ones that are the most filling while throwing the others away.
 
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