Waffle House backing GT

The Braun Family:

You get one steak and eggs for a remarkably good deal and it's very filling. So you order another that's spicy, has a razor blade in it, but makes you say "damn, that's awesome". But there's a third meal that looks the best of all, but the waitress just taunts you and you're probably not going to be able to order it since this waffle house can't fill its seats.
 
The Zach Reed:

128oz Solid steak that you can't stop looking at but scares you in an awed sort of way.
 
The 2015 Season order:

Toast is burnt
Bacon’s not even cooked
Grits are cold
You ordered a poached egg. No one orders a poached egg at WH. It’s expected to be awful, too, yet somehow is poached perfectly and tastes amazing.
It doesn't help that half of the serving staff got injured trying to prepare your order and they hired kids off the street to cook your food.
 
The Next Hershel Walker: You're promised your meal will be as great as the first time you ate there, but it is sadly disappointing.
 
The CavMan - sausage filled waffle

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The Frank Beamer: an old man sits behind you and complains about your use of a knife to cut your waffle. He has two weeks notice to prepare for your arrival yet still manages to choke while complaining. Only available on Monday and Thursday nights.
 
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