Waffle House backing GT

[spellingbee]

Waffle House-Stingtalk Guarantee: All complaints will be promptly responded to with "Your mom liked it" or "That's not what your mom said last night"-guaranteed!

 

[GT65_UGA89]

The B*** L**** -WaHo marketing showed this menu item to be a big hit during that one year of testing in the eastern Carolinas. But the decision to market it in the metro Atlanta area, at the expense of removing the fairly popular George O’Leary from the menu, was a complete bust -and it would take the metro area WaHo’s 3-4 years to fully recover.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

The Agnes Scott (Bauder Fashion College in some markets) - Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

 

[oldgold68]

How would he pronounce the word “Smothered”?

With onionth

 

[interchange]

With onionth

I was thinking thmothered.

 

[User 8976]

The Stingtalk Jukebox: 100 45 records alternating between Allah Trapbar and Mo Bamaba

 

[coit]

The Stingtalk Jukebox: 100 45 records alternating between Allah Trapbar and Mo Bamaba

Uh, no.

 

[goldeagle]

Yesterday I got adventurous, and learned something. Mushrooms were not meant to be served with hash browns. Never again.

Put sausage gravy on with the mushrooms.

 

[GTRules]

The Agnes Scott (Bauder Fashion College in some markets) - Smells like fish, tastes like chicken

I haven't thought about Bauder in a while. Damn, those were some horny chicks.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"NCAA Infractions Committee Style" - nobody else is allowed to pay for your meal, and the wait staff is only allowed 3 visits to your table. If anyone in the restaurant messes up, you aren't allowed to eat and you have to give back all the stuff on your table.

 

[Diseqc]

Well just great guys. Look what you've done
https://www.ajc.com/news/local/waff...-for-being-unhygienic/pS3emzTKmYmeQZDE3weabI/

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"CFP Selection Committee Style" - you and 12 friends take sharpies and white out into the restaurant and re-order the menu for five weeks, then only order the top 4 items and recommend the next two to someone else in the restaurant.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"Lee Corso Style" - "lemme tell ya bout waffles, they, I seen, they got a great flavor, I'm going with - not so fast my friend, gimme that steak and eggs". You put food on your head.

 

[Akinji07]

Uh, no.

Uh, yes. Have you been to the tailgate lately?

 

[oldgold68]

Well just great guys. Look what you've done
https://www.ajc.com/news/local/waff...-for-being-unhygienic/pS3emzTKmYmeQZDE3weabI/

"handle raw meat and then touch ready-to-eat food". Now how many of you will claim to have never done that?

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"handle raw meat and then touch ready-to-eat food". Now how many of you will claim to have never done that?

I will.

Wait, is your mom food? Is my meat raw? Nevermind.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"BCS Style" - a computer program written in the mid 90s recommends your food. It consistently produces great meals, but gets replaced because one time it ordered waffles with a side of waffles.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"Hugh Freeze Style" - you ask to use the phone. The wait staff politely declines.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

"Mike Leach Style" - the waitress asks you how your food is, you tell her about viking pre-combat rituals and the perils of investing in Argentina.

 

[oldgold68]

I will.

Wait, is your mom food? Is my meat raw? Nevermind.

Thought so. An honest man steps forward.