Waffle House backing GT

TPR style: if you were at waffle house when previous management worked there, you're not welcome under this manager
 
The international student: large plate of curry and the smell lingers for a month.
 
"Buzz Style" - your waitress runs into something and falls down, then jumps over the counter and does pushups on your table. She's eventually carried out of the restaurant and down the street by a crowd.
 
Tech Sports Radio style: your order is read to the line cook but in a very faint voice they can only hear from 12 inches away. The cook makes fun of your order, you, your clothes and your team but still accepts your money. Nobody can hear him.
 
The Shaft: Right when your about to order the waitress informs you they have a new menu which seems to be written in a language you have never seen and has nothing on it you expected. You decide to take a guess and order something called Pascals. It’s just a waffle in the shape of a triangle and doesn’t fill you up. You think about ordering more but the menu just changed again. You decide to just pay so you can leave, and are informed prices doubled since you walked in. You ask how that can happen and are told they price on a curve and it’s based on how much others have recently paid. You pay anyways just so you can leave but as you open the door you shart and run back to the bathroom. You start to wonder if you will ever get out and fall into a deep depression. Hours later someone runs in and tells you they are giving away pancakes for free because it’s midnight. Things seem to be turning around. You fill up on what tastes like microwaveable pancakes and for the first time in forever have a smile on your face. There is hope. As you walk to the door you find it’s no longer there. You start to panick and black out. You awake in your car not sure how you got out but feeling a huge sense of relief. As you drive away you realize you left your wallet.
 
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