Waffle House backing GT

[LegendaryGT]

"Word Style" - someone in your house hands you a waffle house menu, with the understanding that you don't ask them where they got it or tell anyone else that they have it.

 

[LegendaryGT]

"Square Root Club Style" - the square root of the price of your meal is higher than the price of your meal. Your financial aid is revoked.

 

[buzzdoc]

"Freshman Calculus" - only served at 8AM Monday-Friday.

Only meal that truly elite football players can’t pass.

 

[GTRules]

The FASET...

Look at the people on your left and your right. Chances are two of you won't be in the restaurant at the end of the meal.

 

[User 8976]

TPR style: if you were at waffle house when previous management worked there, you're not welcome under this manager

 

[User 8976]

The international student: large plate of curry and the smell lingers for a month.

 

[LegendaryGT]

"GTPTSD Style" - you have nightmares about eating at waffle house for the rest of your life. It frequently derails conversations you're having with other waffle house patrons who have the same problem.

 

[GTRules]

"GTPTSD Style" - you have nightmares about eating at waffle house for the rest of your life. It frequently derails conversations you're having with other waffle house patrons who have the same problem.

That ain't no lie. I have that dream every couple of months.

 

[ee8384]

"The Co-op" - you only get to eat it every other time you order, the other time you have to work in the kitchen.

 

[ee8384]

"The Quarter System" - you get three smaller pancakes instead of two larger ones.

 

[User 8976]

The Tech Waffle: never the same shade of gold, ever.

 

[gtg970g]

People have been known to disappear after the meal and never return

People tend to skip the meal and then wonder why they are hungry.

 

[User 8976]

The Death March: chili with extra onions. You end up with a bunch of runs that burn out the clock for whatever you had planned.

 

[LegendaryGT]

"Buzz Style" - your waitress runs into something and falls down, then jumps over the counter and does pushups on your table. She's eventually carried out of the restaurant and down the street by a crowd.

 

[User 8976]

Tech Sports Radio style: your order is read to the line cook but in a very faint voice they can only hear from 12 inches away. The cook makes fun of your order, you, your clothes and your team but still accepts your money. Nobody can hear him.

 

[User 8976]

stingtalk tailgate: you discuss going to the waffle house incessantly for 8 months and obsess over their minute details. when it comes time to be seated, everyone is late, drunk, or asleep in the bushes.

 

[gt2690b]

"The Quarter System" - you get three smaller pancakes instead of two larger ones.

The three are cheaper than the 2 because for some reason they don't count as much

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

The WREK Radio - Scrambled eggs and coffee while listening to pots and pans clang and other kitchen noises all night long

 

[GTConvert]

The Shaft: Right when your about to order the waitress informs you they have a new menu which seems to be written in a language you have never seen and has nothing on it you expected. You decide to take a guess and order something called Pascals. It’s just a waffle in the shape of a triangle and doesn’t fill you up. You think about ordering more but the menu just changed again. You decide to just pay so you can leave, and are informed prices doubled since you walked in. You ask how that can happen and are told they price on a curve and it’s based on how much others have recently paid. You pay anyways just so you can leave but as you open the door you shart and run back to the bathroom. You start to wonder if you will ever get out and fall into a deep depression. Hours later someone runs in and tells you they are giving away pancakes for free because it’s midnight. Things seem to be turning around. You fill up on what tastes like microwaveable pancakes and for the first time in forever have a smile on your face. There is hope. As you walk to the door you find it’s no longer there. You start to panick and black out. You awake in your car not sure how you got out but feeling a huge sense of relief. As you drive away you realize you left your wallet.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

The Bareass 500 -The counter is greased and the cook slides a ham down to you