2016 Butthurt Futures Market

But maybe I thought about this the wrong way because there's really no demand for butthurt right now and we are rejecting any butthurt that is being pushed into the market. Maybe that's why people are in high demand of butthurt when they're butthurt because we need everyone to be as butthurt as we are. In that case it makes sense that butthurt prices are low now.
 
Akinji07 said:
I literally am. I've been talking about this for years now. I could go on couple more pages talking about this.
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I just continue seeding my butthurt. When the time comes, the crop will ripen, and it will be reaping time.
 
OK ok. Let me see if I have the Akinji method figured out.

I would like to buy 10 butthurt futures now, with expected butthurt delivery to be Sunday morning after the Pitt game.
 
Akinji07 said:
But maybe I thought about this the wrong way because there's really no demand for butthurt right now and we are rejecting any butthurt that is being pushed into the market. Maybe that's why people are in high demand of butthurt when they're butthurt because we need everyone to be as butthurt as we are. In that case it makes sense that butthurt prices are low now.
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I follow you, Akinji. The general butthurt future discussions leads one to the conclusion that traders are confusing the demand for butthurt with butthurt itself. Lose, more people feel butthurt, so there is more butthurt around but that means supply must be higher, driving prices down.
 
Butthurt Futures are just shares of a butthurt dividend stock. When the Butthurt Futures corporation, who is just a manufacturer of hurt butts, sells a large number of hurt butts, as in during an epic meltdown after a loss, the profit is divided among shareholders. The use of the word futures should not be construed to imply the type of financial vehicle, in this case. Technically, we are all buying Butthurt Futures shares, but who wants to type all that?
 
ThisIsAtlanta said:
Butthurt Futures are just shares of a butthurt dividend stock. When the Butthurt Futures corporation, who is just a manufacturer of hurt butts, sells a large number of hurt butts, as in during an epic meltdown after a loss, the profit is divided among shareholders. The use of the word futures should not be construed to imply the type of financial vehicle, in this case. Technically, we are all buying Butthurt Futures shares, but who wants to type all that?
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I've identified you as the reason we can't have a serious discussion about this market.
 
Stock in UGA butt hurt is at a 5 year low. After the UNC ass whooping, sell, sell sell. This is what will send my children to college.
 
Ok I volunteer myself to run this market. I will not participate in trading, I will just oversee the transactions and the pricing. It will be very simple, we'll start with spot trading of butthurt and maybe blend in some options if you know how to do those. We'll start with BH valued at $1 and Hype valued at $100. You each get $10,000 to invest. Each purchase or sale of BH will result in 1 basis point movement of the price. Transactions will be strictly from the market at the beginning, no transactions between the traders.

I will post a thread tonight about this and a few other rules and we'll play it all season like the st betting challenge. This is the only way I will not be butthurt about butthurt market discussions.
 
samsgt02 said:
Stock in UGA butt hurt is at a 5 year low. After the UNC ass whooping, sell, sell sell. This is what will send my children to college.
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I'll sell you some. And when your house gets foreclosed on, your wife leaves you, and you're thinking of pulling the trigger, I'll be poolside.
 
Akinji07 said:
Ok I volunteer myself to run this market. I will not participate in trading, I will just oversee the transactions and the pricing. It will be very simple, we'll start with spot trading of butthurt and maybe blend in some options if you know how to do those. We'll start with BH valued at $1 and Hype valued at $100. You each get $10,000 to invest. Each purchase or sale of BH will result in 1 basis point movement of the price. Transactions will be strictly from the market at the beginning, no transactions between the traders.

I will post a thread tonight about this and a few other rules and we'll play it all season like the st betting challenge. This is the only way I will not be butthurt about butthurt market discussions.
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I would like to purchase 10,000 units of butthurt.
 
In all seriousness, there is absolutely a real business plan lurking in this asshattery.
 
Akinji07 said:
Ok I volunteer myself to run this market. I will not participate in trading, I will just oversee the transactions and the pricing. It will be very simple, we'll start with spot trading of butthurt and maybe blend in some options if you know how to do those. We'll start with BH valued at $1 and Hype valued at $100. You each get $10,000 to invest. Each purchase or sale of BH will result in 1 basis point movement of the price. Transactions will be strictly from the market at the beginning, no transactions between the traders.

I will post a thread tonight about this and a few other rules and we'll play it all season like the st betting challenge. This is the only way I will not be butthurt about butthurt market discussions.
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This is a quality Stingtalk endeavor.

I will definitely participate.

But it sounds, from your description, that it's going to run more as a commodities market than a futures market, is that correct?
 
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