I'll see you and raise you this:
http://www.cfbdatawarehouse.com/data/div_ia/independents/army/opponents_records.php?teamid=2173
Nah, I think Army knows they suck.
Pitt is probably the best comparison. They're us without the semi-recent success (1990 and 2009).
Right off the top of my head: Kentucky in football. Didn't they lose to Tennessee like 20 something years in a row?
As for football, we are boring as hell to watch. I'll keep buying my season tickets and making my donations - that'll never change. I'd just really like to see us hire a Coach who can bring a more exciting style of football with him and not have a sh*t*ss attitude like Paul Johnson.
I'd say Oregon state or Oklahoma state. Maybe toss in a Mississippi state. South Carolina until recently. Maybe a Texas a&am pre manziel...but we are really due for something to go our way