Belichick to UNC?!

Isn't Belichick's son already hired as the DC? Would they keep clown for the year just to not pay the $1M buyout. Maybe the highest paid analyst of all time?
 
Buzzilla said:
I have always said he is a world class salesman. If he would take that talent as a salesman and apply it properly he could do a ton of different things and be incredibly wealthy to go with it.

But being a successful head coach is definitely not one of those things.
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You sound like Batman talking about the Joker.
 
wreckless said:
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UNC Football Coaching Staff Tracker: Bill Belichick's New Hires (Updated Jan. 8)

Keeping up with the newest members of North Carolina's football staff for the 2025 season.
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A look at Bill Belichick's accomplishments for UNC football in first month with the Tar Heels

Bill Belichick's first month with UNC football has been eventful. Here's a look at the coaching staff so far and the roster additions entering 2025.
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North Carolina has never been a good football program. Bill Belichick isn’t going to change that.
 
Tampa Jacket said:
North Carolina has never been a good football program. Bill Belichick isn’t going to change that.
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I honestly see this as a "pad my wealth" opportunity for him instead of "I'm hungry and want a natty".

I can't imagine he will be putting in the recruiting effort to make UNC anything different than the mediocre they have always been.

UNC could have become a football power, had they started taking football seriously in about 1982. Instead, they were basketball centric. If you beat them at football, they would essentially say "wait until we get you on the court".

Belichick is there to pad his pockets and keep that granddaughter aged girlfriend happy. He is gonna rely on North Carolina boosters to fund enough NIL that his staff can hopefully outbid for the best players and he can let his staff work while he makes creepy goo goo eyes at his young Beli"chick"
 
"See, we can still make babies! I got it out..."
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The possibility of him pulling the switcheroo and going to the Cowboys instead, and the premature excitement that only served to magnify the coming UNC disappointment really does make me happy. If they end up hiring collins I might have a euphoria induced aneurysm, and they could find themselves in a sort of PTSD induced state of vulnerability that it could very well happen.
 
juraitwaluzka said:
The possibility of him pulling the switcheroo and going to the Cowboys instead, and the premature excitement that only served to magnify the coming UNC disappointment really does make me happy. If they end up hiring collins I might have a euphoria induced aneurysm, and they could find themselves in a sort of PTSD induced state of vulnerability that it could very well happen.
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That’s the kind of aneurysm one would want to have if one were to have one
 
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