Boston College Haiku Thread

[beej67]

I can't take this pressure
My toilet full of vomit
Woah is me

ROTFL
WFTOMFG
BOR++


I laughed out loud at that one, even though the syllables were all messed up. Good one BOR.

 

[chilidogking]

I can't take this pressure
My toilet full of vomit
Woah is me

Not exactly a haiku but hilarious nonetheless. My ode to BOR:

Sick BarreloRum
Like that time I had beef stew
Victory, the cure

 

[chilidogking]

Reggie Ball is gone
What could be better than that?
Nix in Miami

 

[chilidogking]

Charlie Weiss is fat...
(Nothing to do with B.C.)
But who really cares?

 

[ContactBuzz]

ND wannabes
Irish red-headed step child
not hot like dance girl

 

[beej67]

Odes to BOR
in haiku should refer to
The Raisin Story

 

[haywire83]

Thirty-three in one,
Sixty-nine in another.
How many are next?

 

[chilidogking]

Odes to BOR
in haiku should refer to
The Raisin Story

Six bans from The Hive,
Gives raisins to young dawg fans,
Pi$$ed off at the world.

 

[ContactBuzz]

Six bans from The Hive,
Gives raisins to young dawg fans,
Pi$$ed off at the world.

My attempt:

U G A costume
little "Greene" says "Trick or Treat"
red and black raisins

 

[GT65_UGA89]

I'm home from work now
It is time for a work out
now five syl-la-bles


...yes --I got it right this time!

 

[gth816f]

Beej just out of curiosity, do you read Tuesday Morning Quarterback?

 

[mm42]

Beej just out of curiosity, do you read Tuesday Morning Quarterback?

Dude, your haiku sucks
You have to hit return twice
And count syllables

 

[gth816f]

Beej, just wondering
Do you read the TMQ?
He writes haiku too

 

[mm42]

Haiku for football
Started many years ago
On RSFC

(Nineteen eighty-nine
Or thereabouts, but who knows
It might predate that)

 

[BarrelORum]

For you beej: edited to make mm42 happy

Trick or Treaters knock
costume like Hershel Walker
Little Turd gets raisins


another:

Kid cries for candy
Bribe for his Georgia helmet
Little turd sells out

another:

No Hershel Helmet
Pissed off Parents cry foul play
Kiss my ass douche bag

last one:
Parents really pissed
They Won't get off my damn lawn
Meet my sprinkler system

 

[gth816f]

For you beej:

Trick or Treater comes by
costume like Hershel
Little Turd gets raisins


another:

Kid cries for candy
Bribe for his helmet
Little turd sells out

another:

No Hershel Helmet
Parents cry foul play
Kiss my ass douche bag

last one:
Parents really pissed
Won't get off my lawn
Meet my sprinkler system

I don't say this much
But I consider that post
To be quite epic

 

[mm42]

Dear Barrel o' Rum
Great content, lousy format
Five-Seven-Five, Man!





Matt Ryan, welcome
A World of Hurt, awaits you
Phil Wheeler, Esquire

Double deuce running
Tater passing, Cox blocking
Scoreboard overwhelmed

 

[BarrelORum]

I hate Haiku Threads
I edited above post
My vommit tastes bad

 

[ContactBuzz]

Things B O R hates:
Cute kittens, sweet old ladies
He should coach defense

 

[beej67]

I hate Haiku Threads
I edited above post
My vommit tastes bad

line one's not too bad,
but you screwed up on line two,
then misspelled vomit.


beej67,
thinks BOR should adopt a new discussion board gimmick, where he always gets the syllables wrong on haikus, in protest of his hate of them.. ..that way he could claim it's on purpose.