Boston College Haiku Thread

ND wannabes
Irish red-headed step child
not hot like dance girl
 
I'm home from work now
It is time for a work out
now five syl-la-bles


...yes --I got it right this time!
 
Beej just out of curiosity, do you read Tuesday Morning Quarterback?
 
Haiku for football
Started many years ago
On RSFC

(Nineteen eighty-nine
Or thereabouts, but who knows
It might predate that)
 
For you beej: edited to make mm42 happy

Trick or Treaters knock
costume like Hershel Walker
Little Turd gets raisins


another:

Kid cries for candy
Bribe for his Georgia helmet
Little turd sells out

another:

No Hershel Helmet
Pissed off Parents cry foul play
Kiss my ass douche bag

last one:
Parents really pissed
They Won't get off my damn lawn
Meet my sprinkler system
 
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BarrelORum said:
For you beej:

Trick or Treater comes by
costume like Hershel
Little Turd gets raisins


another:

Kid cries for candy
Bribe for his helmet
Little turd sells out

another:

No Hershel Helmet
Parents cry foul play
Kiss my ass douche bag

last one:
Parents really pissed
Won't get off my lawn
Meet my sprinkler system
Click to expand...

I don't say this much
But I consider that post
To be quite epic
 
Dear Barrel o' Rum
Great content, lousy format
Five-Seven-Five, Man!





Matt Ryan, welcome
A World of Hurt, awaits you
Phil Wheeler, Esquire

Double deuce running
Tater passing, Cox blocking
Scoreboard overwhelmed
 
Things B O R hates:
Cute kittens, sweet old ladies
He should coach defense
 
BarrelORum said:
I hate Haiku Threads
I edited above post
My vommit tastes bad
Click to expand...

line one's not too bad,
but you screwed up on line two,
then misspelled vomit.


beej67,
thinks BOR should adopt a new discussion board gimmick, where he always gets the syllables wrong on haikus, in protest of his hate of them.. ..that way he could claim it's on purpose.

:)
 
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