Boston College Haiku Thread

Tech's the "Choice" this week
Bees swarm Eagles all night long
Beanpot hockey soon!
 
Georgia Tech prevails
Boston College QB views
Life from his earhole
 
For you beej: edited to make mm42 happy

Trick or Treaters knock
costume like Hershel Walker
Little Turd gets raisins


another:

Kid cries for candy
Bribe for his Georgia helmet
Little turd sells out

another:

No Hershel Helmet
Pissed off Parents cry foul play
Kiss my ass douche bag

last one:
Parents really pissed
They Won't get off my damn lawn
Meet my sprinkler system
best thing i have read
sweet and short time on stingtalk
to more epithets:cheers:
 
Section two-two-four
GT sixty-five will be
When Tech stings BC

Twenty to thirteen
When the clock hits all zeros
Three and oh we'll be
 
For BOR:

Just a few days more
Then the BC game is here
Then no more haikus

But wait. Nine twenty-two
We are off to Charlottesville
Cavalier Haikus
 
when gold helmets clash
another fall classic born
engineers prevail
 
Haiku on Page Two?
That's just not appropriate.
So I bumped the thread.
 
Are Tech fans asleep?
It's Wednesday before the game
Where's the pregame talk?
 
Thursday is the Chat
It's the first post by BeeStorm
9 P M it is.
 
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beej hijacked their Georgia Tech limerick thread with some of the choicest haikus from this thread.:biggthumpup:
 
I just stuck 2 on, mine (because I'm me, yay for me) and the one about Flutie being a midget. Got this response back:

If I had a nickname like that, I would only post when it was Homosexual Day Parade in Atlanta.

You can post Haiku.

Here is one.

BC has better Engineers
Haiku is for Queers
You give Hilton Head

...to which I replied...

How original,
calling someone a homo
on the internet

The first thing to learn in haiku
is 8-5-5 simply won't do
For engineering rank,
Should I (to be frank)
Trust you, or US News & World Review?


beej67, P.E.
 
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