Bottom 25

UVA and Nevada both won, so there's a new #1 and a new "Worst P5" this week.
UVA escapes.Stanford returns.
Michigan State has arrived - Is putting Hitler on the jumbotron worse than zooming in on UGGA licking his balls?
Temple (a 55-0 loser) struggles to shed clown stink and achieved bottom10 status.
 
UVA and Nevada both won, so there's a new #1 and a new "Worst P5" this week.
UVA escapes.Stanford returns.
Michigan State has arrived - Is putting Hitler on the jumbotron worse than zooming in on UGGA licking his balls?
Temple (a 55-0 loser) struggles to shed clown stink and achieved bottom10 status.
Look to Temple for evidence of the difficulty Coach Key’s task is.
 
UVA and Nevada both won, so there's a new #1 and a new "Worst P5" this week.
UVA escapes.Stanford returns.
Michigan State has arrived - Is putting Hitler on the jumbotron worse than zooming in on UGGA licking his balls?
Temple (a 55-0 loser) struggles to shed clown stink and achieved bottom10 status.
two UGA students watch Athens jumbotron as it zooms in to UGGA licking his testicles.
UGA student #1 "man, i wish i could do that"
UGA student #2 "be careful, he might bite ya"
 
two UGA students watch Athens jumbotron as it zooms in to UGGA licking his testicles.
UGA student #1 "man, i wish i could do that"
UGA student #2 "be careful, he might bite ya"
That's an old Lewis Grizzard joke, and the punchline was: "That dawg'll bite chuuuuu!"
 
ASU escapes...Cincinnati arrives.
what ... no Pittsburg yet?
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Game of the week is #1 Kent St at #4 Akron
" If you tune in for that one on Wednesday night, you'll skip to the front of the line at the gates to football heaven. The Zips rank 128th in scoring offense while the Golden Flashes rank 130th. "
 
"The Big Ten West is so bad that its title game contenders are losing to Bottom 25 teams"
Yes, Nebraska&Wisc lost to Indiana&Mich State. Go figure
Indiana, Michigan State and Stanford escape.
Purdue , UVA and ASU arrive

still no Pittsburg?
former#4 Akron Zits displayed their bendover but don't burst defense- Kent ST remains #1
 
long overdue Pittsburg has finally arrived.
Cincinnati, Purdue, Arizona State escape
Stanford returns.
#1 Kent Stank visits #11 Ball ST for must see futility.
" Some might be wondering what role the Commodores will serve in the expanded and even more competitive SEC moving forward. The answer is simple: Vanderbilt is here to play baseball! "
 
Pitt is so bad they do not deserve the "h" that separates Pittsburgh from all the Pittsburgs in other states.
I would go one step further. The city was named to honor William Pitt so let’s make them change it to Pitt, Pennsylvania.
 
There's no ACC team in the pitts this week.
Pitt escaped. UVA escaped.
Baylor, Indiana and Arizona State arrived!
"There will be no postseason for the Power Five teams represented in the Bottom 25 this week. Their hopes of bowl eligibility have long departed. So while the rest of the world fixates on the cloudy College Football Playoff picture, we invite those five to treat this week as a Bottom 25 Playout." All five could theoretically escape the final Bottom 25 rankings next week if they pull off victories in their last games of the season. Thus, it's a "playout" game with dignity and pride on the line. Even Vanderbilt, which is all the way down at No. 10 this week, would likely escape the final rankings if it pulled off an upset at Tennessee as a 27-point underdog......or could they just be 5 logs who continue to swirl in this toilet bowl?
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Could Neon Deon defy all odds and choke again leading Colorado to a second consecutive finish in the the Bottom25?
 
Colorado deserved entry but Hawaii made it with 5 wins...so it goes
UVA returns,Cinci returns.
None of last week's 5 P5's won so all remain.
the dung heap includes UVA,Indy,Cincy,ASU,Baylor,Stanford,Vandy
special shout out to Vandy as the worst P5 of 2023
" When both your quarterbacks enter the transfer portal within 72 hours of the season's conclusion, it's a sign that things didn't go well. That's an understatement in Vanderbilt's case, as the Commodores closed with 10 straight losses "
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" Here are the final Bottom 25 rankings of the season. Stay tuned for the playoffs in just a couple of weeks. As the No. 1 ranked team, the Golden Flashes are in excellent position to hoist the trophy. But there are plenty of other bad FBS teams that may give them a run for their money. "
 
It's been a long race to the bottom, but with college football's regular season complete and bowl games ahead, it's time to determine the worst team of the 2023 season. This is the only tournament in sports where you advance by losing, and there are 12 teams in the field who have proven excellent at losing in recent months. In our bracket, the lousiest teams in the country have been seeded with No. 1 belonging to the worst team in the Bottom 25 (Kent State). Teams seeded 1-4 get a first-round bye due to their excellence in chasing futility while 5-12 battle it out to see who advances to the quarterfinals.
Here are the four teams receiving byes based on their rankings in the Bottom 25:
No. 1 Kent State (1-11)
No. 2 Nevada (2-10)
No. 3 Louisiana-Monroe (2-10)
No. 4 Akron (2-10)
5-12
No. 5 Southern Miss (3-9) at No. 12 Buffalo (3-9)
No. 6 UMass (3-9) at No. 11 UConn (3-9)
No. 7 Vanderbilt (2-10) at No. 10 Temple (3-9)
No. 8 East Carolina (2-10) at No. 9 Charlotte (3-9)
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Bottom 25 title history
2023: is at link
2022
: Colorado
2021: UMass
2020: COVID-19
2019: UMass
2018: UTEP
2017: UTEP
2016: Texas State
2015: UCF
2014: SMU
2013: Miami (Ohio)
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It's been a long race to the bottom, but with college football's regular season complete and bowl games ahead, it's time to determine the worst team of the 2023 season. This is the only tournament in sports where you advance by losing, and there are 12 teams in the field who have proven excellent at losing in recent months. In our bracket, the lousiest teams in the country have been seeded with No. 1 belonging to the worst team in the Bottom 25 (Kent State). Teams seeded 1-4 get a first-round bye due to their excellence in chasing futility while 5-12 battle it out to see who advances to the quarterfinals.
Here are the four teams receiving byes based on their rankings in the Bottom 25:
No. 1 Kent State (1-11)
No. 2 Nevada (2-10)
No. 3 Louisiana-Monroe (2-10)
No. 4 Akron (2-10)
5-12
No. 5 Southern Miss (3-9) at No. 12 Buffalo (3-9)
No. 6 UMass (3-9) at No. 11 UConn (3-9)
No. 7 Vanderbilt (2-10) at No. 10 Temple (3-9)
No. 8 East Carolina (2-10) at No. 9 Charlotte (3-9)
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Bottom 25 title history
2023: is at link
2022: Colorado
2021: UMass
2020: COVID-19
2019: UMass
2018: UTEP
2017: UTEP
2016: Texas State
2015: UCF
2014: SMU
2013: Miami (Ohio)
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At what point does Vandy get booted from the SEC?
 
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