Brent Key presser

My expectations for the presser are fairly low. I expect Key to show up 15 minutes late reeking of gin and dressed as a sumo. He will then proceed to wrestle an enormous kangaroo in an oversized salad bowl. After besting the beast he will declare himself Captain Crunch and will perform the most erotic belly dance ever seen in the western hemisphere. There will then be a brief question and answer session.

The era of it being what it is will officially draw to a close. It will be the drawn of it being what it can’t possibly be.
 
hope to hear him talk about wins and losses, blocking and tackling without the kind of nonsense words to which we've become accustomed.
firing thacker and bringing in an outside DC would help a lot
 
GoGATech said:
I actually feel sort of bad for Key
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The position coaches are nomads. Key has been paid handsomely for a really bad unit (yes, some good reasons for this in the first 2 years).

Given Key's coaching history away from Alabama, I'm not optimistic he makes much of a difference the rest of the season. He likely won't have trouble getting a job somewhere as that Alabama sparkles on a resume.

But if he were to win 5 or 6 games the rest of the way, he should strongly be considered for the job on a permanent basis.
 
GT98 said:
The position coaches are nomads. Key has been paid handsomely for a really bad unit (yes, some good reasons for this in the first 2 years).

Given Key's coaching history away from Alabama, I'm not optimistic he makes much of a difference the rest of the season. He likely won't have trouble getting a job somewhere as that Alabama sparkles on a resume.

But if he were to win 5 or 6 games the rest of the way, he should strongly be considered for the job on a permanent basis.
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Well that's sort of my point too.. his ultimate goal is to be a HC one day and most likely wants to do it at his alma mater. Hell even if he wins 3-4 of the last 8 it's a vast improvement over what we've had, and he very well could end up being good HC material but the aftertaste of Geoff won't allow us to keep him unless he is wildly successful.
 
I do not share any of the hope for Key's stint. Our Yellow Jackets are a hive who've been trying to fly with their wings taped together under the auspices of promoting unity. So we got rid of the dumbass queen whose idea this was, and replaced her with a moth who hangs around the nest sometimes.

Our problems will never be solved by one of our problems.
 
The Jacket said:
I do not share any of the hope for Key's stint. Our Yellow Jackets are a hive who've been trying to fly with their wings taped together under the auspices of promoting unity. So we got rid of the dumbass queen whose idea this was, and replaced her with a moth who hangs around the nest sometimes.

Our problems will never be solved by one of our problems.
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But we can still have moth sex, right?
 
The Jacket said:
I do not share any of the hope for Key's stint. Our Yellow Jackets are a hive who've been trying to fly with their wings taped together under the auspices of promoting unity. So we got rid of the dumbass queen whose idea this was, and replaced her with a moth who hangs around the nest sometimes.

Our problems will never be solved by one of our problems.
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From the way people have been talking about this team (myself included), Key would have to be a miracle worker to win 5 out of 8 with no OOC cupcakes.

I don't see it happening, but if it does I'd absolutely keep him on as HC. With a "prove it" contract and buy out, of course.
 
The only chance that Key ends up with the job permanently is if he gets us to being bowl eligible and manages to win in Athens. If he does that, I'm all for giving him the job.
 
georgiatech22 said:
The only chance that Key ends up with the job permanently is if he gets us to being bowl eligible and manages to win in Athens. If he does that, I'm all for giving him the job.
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Okay, I get what you are saying here. But there is a big, big difference between miraculously getting us to a bowl game, and winning in Athens this year. The former merely creates an additional dilemma/headache for Tech in its already difficult coaching search. The latter, you are talking about turning the world upside down and going in dry. Let's not pretend that those two hypothetical miracles are comparable.
 
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