Can we talk about the best bowl logo ever?

GTRules said:
Toaster strudels are what Nancy Pelosi buys so she can brag about them along with her expensive ice cream. She doesn’t eat them, just brings them out for interviews.

Pop tarts, on the other hand, are proof God loves the middle class and wants us to be happy.
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I could show up at anyone's house anywhere, and if I was hungry, I could absolutely trust that offering me a package of Pop Tarts was gonna be fine.
 
00Burdell said:
There's something about them. Can't quite put my finger on it. Something eternal, like they are much older than we thought.

Let me put it this way: Were they to find a box of pop tarts in the chamber under the Sphinx, not only would I not be surprised, a lot of things would start to make sense. In fact, I have long suspected that the Voynich manuscript is a coded log of one man's lifelong mission to reverse engineer the recipe.
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Are you the President of Kelloggs?
 
gtphd said:

$2.62 / 4 servings


$2.74 / 6 servings. Weird flex
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Found that pic of you:

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JJacket said:
Almost as bad as someone wearing outdated analog technology on their arm and bragging about how much it cost, despite it being less accurate than a cellphone.
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Try talking on it like Dick Tracy. I can do that on my $300 Watch.
 
Get those toaster strudels with a strip of cream cheese down the middle. Classic.
 
Nehru Jacket said:
Are you the President of Kelloggs?
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Kellogg firmly believed that masturbation caused many ailments, including memory loss, poor digestion, and even insanity. One of the methods Kellogg suggested for deterring this act was to eat a bland diet. Supposedly, eating bland foods would not incite passions, whereas spicy or well-seasoned foods would cause a reaction in people’s sexual organs that incited them to masturbate.

Kellogg believed that artificial foods were to blame for America’s indigestion problems. Only through increased exercise, more bathing, and a bland, vegetarian diet could people be healthy. Thus, the corn flake cereal was born in the 1890s to ease digestion issues, simplify breakfast and stop masturbation.
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Checks out
 
Dhatura said:
Do the per pastry cost and not serving size you misleading Richy Rich tea and crumpet eating butt hole! Strudels are for the top 25%ers so don't try to push this mess over on us. Plus, not a soul alive can eat just one strudel at a time.
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I was going to say that a poptart serving size is 2 but I only eat 1 at a time.

Also, peak Stingtalk here with a multipage thread about pop tarts!
 
I really don't have a favorite Pop Tart, in fact don't eat them ( however my wife does ), but this does prove that Sting Talk posters are the best at "nothing" in the chat board universe!! Congratulations!
 
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