Clown to UNC-CHeat

[Flywheel]

Wasn’t there a stretch towards the end of the season where Clown was showing up at practices of a team or two? Wasn’t there a pic of him at a UGA practice, or am I wrong on this?

If so, he’s probably counting all of those as “turned down” opportunities.

Which is why he can never name who called him. I liked "GC3" as his lasting moniker, but he just poured concrete on "MoBS."

 

[ClubSeats]

Here’s a list of the eight jobs he turned down:
1. Children’s birthday party entertainer
2. Waffle House night shift cook
3. Capri pants model for Bob’s Short & Wide Menswear
4. Walmart greeter
5. Used Car Salesman
6. Hair Club for Men “Before” model
7. Balloon animal artist
8. Juice squeezer

 

[jdubjacket]

Here’s a list of the eight jobs he turned down:
1. Children’s birthday party entertainer
2. Waffle House night shift cook
3. Capri pants model for Bob’s Short & Wide Menswear
4. Walmart greeter
5. Used Car Salesman
6. Hair Club for Men “Before” model
7. Balloon animal artist
8. Juice squeezer

No way Waffle House offered him a job. They are still trying to distance themselves from him.

 

[ClubSeats]

No way Waffle House offered him a job. They are still trying to distance themselves from him.

 

[Flywheel]

 

[JoltinJacket]

Which is why he can never name who called him. I liked "GC3" as his lasting moniker, but he just poured concrete on "MoBS."

Where did the GC3 nickname come from? I know about his silly GC5, but where does the 3 fit in? Because of being a 3-win legend?

 

[WREKedinTexas]

It takes 2 people to man a trash truck (not counting the driver).

 

[Flywheel]

Where did the GC3 nickname come from? I know about his silly GC5, but where does the 3 fit in? Because of being a 3-win legend?

Yar

 

[00Burdell]

Anybody want to splain why “ About 8” is in quotation marks?

And in all my days, I have never heard a coach discuss how many “offers” he had before accepting one.

I’m like a little kid counting the days till Christmas when we play @UNC. I’m buying a ticket and driving down for it. Gonna see if I can get a single right above where UNC exits the field to the locker room. Money is no object.

 

[QuadF]

Is this the equivalent of a recruit claiming offers?

 

[JoltinJacket]

Is this the equivalent of a recruit claiming offers?

RESPECT MY DECISION!!!

 

[savbandjacket]

Does this include Tech fans who invited Gef to eat their ass?

 

[gtyellowjackets]

I'm sure several calls were for special teams coordinator

 

[JoltinJacket]

23 minutes of tripe if you can stomach it.

So much regurgitation from every press conference he had here.

 

[ClydeBrick]

23 minutes of tripe if you can stomach it.

So much regurgitation from every press conference he had here.

Didn't listen. Couldn't listen.

Preview pic looks like a öööööööööööö that has been trying to convince himself that it was us and not him and just getting another gig makes it right.

öööö that guy. öööö UNCheat.

They deserve all the worst the football gods have to offer.

 

[JoltinJacket]

WTF is up with the hair?

Plugs or a rug?

 

[Liberty]

Anybody want to splain why “ About 8” is in quotation marks?

And in all my days, I have never heard a coach discuss how many “offers” he had before accepting one.

I’m like a little kid counting the days till Christmas when we play @UNC. I’m buying a ticket and driving down for it. Gonna see if I can get a single right above where UNC exits the field to the locker room. Money is no object.

Where you getting your clown suit? You going with traditional clown colors or unc blue?

 

[Flywheel]

Plugs or a rug?

For $15M they can probably culture his ear hair on the back of an endangered species and then transplant it.

 

[gtgtgt1]

I got a good laugh out of this. He literally cannot stop bullshitting, it's hilarious.

"I was just so busy fending off job prospects, loose women who wanted to have sex with me, and my voice coach, since I'm an accomplished tenor. But in the end I settled on UNC due to their elite status within the annals of college football."

Can bullshit a bullshitter....and this ööööer is hilarious I agree

 

[The Jacket]

Anybody want to splain why “ About 8” is in quotation marks?

And in all my days, I have never heard a coach discuss how many “offers” he had before accepting one.

I’m like a little kid counting the days till Christmas when we play @UNC. I’m buying a ticket and driving down for it. Gonna see if I can get a single right above where UNC exits the field to the locker room. Money is no object.

Let's go together. I will take up drinking again for a special 3-day weekend, beginning at 3 on Friday and not stopping until we lead by 4 touchdowns, or until there is 10:28 remaining in the 3rd quarter, whichever comes last. Through this ritual in Chapel Hill, imbued with a veritable fireball of the cleansing spirit, I will exorcise the unclean spirits - the unseen legion left on the Flats by Gef's Reign of Error - washing them from the hivemind and casting them into the great bleating powder blue herd.

I haven't figured out the exact details of how it will work, but I have complete faith in Brent Key and cinnamon whiskey and I am ready and willing to give my life if possible necessary.