Clown to UNC-CHeat

[jts1207]

 

[madRazor]

retards

 

[GoGATech]

I didn't know there were that many circuses around still. I guess so if you count the 4th rate regional ones.

 

[77GTFan]

Ten calls for clown appearances in fifteen months - I would consider that a low number of calls. Clown that can blow and make up creature balloons gets four or five calls for jobs every month in our town.

 

[gtg970g]

The fact that he felt the need to share this indicates the absurdity of this hire. God I hope it blows up in their face.

 

[swampsting]

I bet they were all from places where the linemen are 6-1 and 260.

If Mack is relying on what Clown told him, the real answer is probably closer to zero. If that many schools really did call, how many were D3 or NAIA?

 

[JJacket]

Good God Mack, you senile old öööö. There are people I work with RIGHT NOW that you can tell they are lying as soon as their mouth starts moving. Gef is like that. I don't even think Mercer or Berry would want Collins as coach.

 

[JJacket]

I bet they were all from places where the linemen are 6-1 and 260.

If Mack is relying on what Clown told him, the real answer is probably closer to zero. If that many schools really did call, how many were D3 or NAIA?

The only way I see a call is someone trying to get him for free as a coach as long as GT is footing the bill.

 

[jdubjacket]

I got a good laugh out of this. He literally cannot stop bullshitting, it's hilarious.

"I was just so busy fending off job prospects, loose women who wanted to have sex with me, and my voice coach, since I'm an accomplished tenor. But in the end I settled on UNC due to their elite status within the annals of college football."

 

[gtphd]

I got a good laugh out of this. He literally cannot stop bullshitting, it's hilarious.

We need to hang 50+ on his defense

 

[swampsting]

The only way I see a call is someone trying to get him for free as a coach as long as GT is footing the bill.

Yep

 

[swampsting]

I got a good laugh out of this. He literally cannot stop bullshitting, it's hilarious.

"I was just so busy fending off job prospects, loose women who wanted to have sex with me, and my voice coach, since I'm an accomplished tenor. But in the end I settled on UNC due to their elite status within the anals of college football."

fify

 

[jdubjacket]

fify

Thought about spelling it like that because you know he doesn't know the difference.

 

[swampsting]

Many years ago, a writer had a great column called Things I Learned While Looking Other Things Up.
So this is tangential to Clown since it has something to do with Stansbury, or at least where he is now at N.C. State.
There's another associate AD at NC State with Tech ties.
Tevin Washington.

 

[JoltinJacket]

We need to hang 50+ on his defense

Why let up at halftime?

 

[LagrangeJacket]

6 of the 8 were from Nigerian princes. The other two came from a raspy voice behind a Wendy's dumpster.

 

[jdubjacket]

6 of the 8 were from Nigerian princes. The other two came from a raspy voice behind a Wendy's dumpster.

 

[gtphd]

6 of the 8 were from Nigerian princes. The other two came from a raspy voice behind a Wendy's dumpster.

6 McDonalds and 2 Jack in the Boxes

 

[gtg970g]

I'm a glutton for punishment and am watching Mac's press conference. MOBS literally got the job because he studied for to the interview. It was a ööööing zoom interview, they didn't even fly him down. Imagine interviewing for a job and having the clown selected ahead of you.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Wasn’t there a stretch towards the end of the season where Clown was showing up at practices of a team or two? Wasn’t there a pic of him at a UGA practice, or am I wrong on this?

If so, he’s probably counting all of those as “turned down” opportunities.