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It's the magic soccer spray, right? Although I've never seen it sprayed on/in a guy's ass.

Since no one else responded I was going to assume that it is a cold spray that is used to reduce the swelling and pain of a bruise-type injury. I can remember having a can of that stuff around on the sidelines during my youth football days.
 
Since no one else responded I was going to assume that it is a cold spray that is used to reduce the swelling and pain of a bruise-type injury. I can remember having a can of that stuff around on the sidelines during my youth football days.

Ah, thanks. I also just rubbed some dirt on it.
 
I'm not laughing at the player, I'm laughing at the description. A school that has been playing football for only a few years has a record setting quarterback by default. The descriptor is meaningless. Even if he wasn't any good, he'd have every school record.
Pfff.....since when does the details matter?


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I'm not laughing at the player, I'm laughing at the description. A school that has been playing football for only a few years has a record setting quarterback by default. The descriptor is meaningless. Even if he wasn't any good, he'd have every school record.
That is one of the tenets of marketing and public relations...make more out of something that is meaningless in order to sell your product.
 
BC at 83 is way too high (as in underrated).

Isn't their defense supposedly one of the country's "best"? Their HC is a badass on that side of the ball...especially against the run.

I wouldn't expect us to beat them by more than 7-10.
 
Okay so only Duke has been ranked, of teams from our schedule, since the last update.

So Navy is higher than Duke I see. Also MTSU is higher than Duke. And Marshall is higher than all of those so far. Also Louisiana Tech. And Ga Southern hasn't hit his list yet. Dude be smokin' some serious crack.
 
There's Southern. Crack must be wearing off a little.

So here's his analysis:

"Georgia Southern has a new coach and 10 new starters, but the Eagles still have the talent to be among the top Sun Belt teams in 2016."

I guess that would be the making of a team that is 20 spots better than GT. :rotfl:
 
BC at 83 is way too high (as in underrated).

Isn't their defense supposedly one of the country's "best"? Their HC is a badass on that side of the ball...especially against the run.

I wouldn't expect us to beat them by more than 7-10.
They lost there DC to the school in Ann Arbor. Became the DC there. They return a lot but the players lost were the playmakers on that side.
 
So here's his analysis:

"Georgia Southern has a new coach and 10 new starters, but the Eagles still have the talent to be among the top Sun Belt teams in 2016."

I guess that would be the making of a team that is 20 spots better than GT. :rotfl:

No mention of Georgia Southern's new turf field that melts shoes?
 
Since no one else responded I was going to assume that it is a cold spray that is used to reduce the swelling and pain of a bruise-type injury. I can remember having a can of that stuff around on the sidelines during my youth football days.

Maybe it's ethyl chloride
 
It's just really hard to put together such a huge list without having some obvious discrepancies
 
And at 55, Southern Miss. This guy is clearly trolling all of college football.

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Oh it's getting more intense. In at #46, a spot above Texas, is a Central Michigan team that went 7-6 in the MAC last year.

Literally anyone can do this. Hot garbage.
 
Oh it's getting more intense. In at #46, a spot above Texas, is a Central Michigan team that went 7-6 in the MAC last year.

Literally anyone can do this. Hot garbage.


I'm picturing this guy with a big frosty mug of brew and a very large dartboard covered with 128 team helmets. And a blindfold.
 
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