In all seriousness, why not? We got shafted on the bowl, and we have a stupid-but-industry-normal water bottle policy. On every important thing he's firing on all cylinders – bringing on new recruiting assistants, raising a ton of money, making his support of the football program loud and clear, leaving Russell, creating Tech Gold, creating the athletics innovation initiative, etc.
CPJ has been super-clear that TStan understands what our problems are and is working to solve them in a way that MBob wasn't, and with a faithfulness and loyalty to Tech that DRad obvs didn't have. The guy's kinda milquetoast, but he's Canadian and he's a university administrator. Not sure I want it any other way.
Maybe he should consider LASIK.