Congrats to Brent Key on …
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CorpusJacket
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Even better would be to surpass Clown’s win total next week!
jdubjacket
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Well Key didn’t have to play Temple, which is literally the best defense that we ever, ever faced, apparently.
The Champ
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He also wasn’t the only coach ever to deal with a Global Pandemic
Liberty
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It appears the additional time practicing blocking and tackling instead of perfecting the dance routines was time well spent. Haven't seen any glam shots lately either, maybe we reallocated that time to S&C, film study or something else.
Dirty Jacket
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lolgef should be her (I’d hate to assume her pronoun) official name moving forward
ThomsonJacket
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Now that the bowl monkey is off the teams back, I expect them to come out next Saturday night playing fast, relaxed, and ready to fight everyone
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To be a she/her, you have to be human first. I think we should go with the neutered “it” when referring to lolgef.
Flywheel
Wait, what year is it?
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I believe the term was "one of the most historic rebuilds in the history of college football." Repeated ad nauseum from day 1. Which was always a weird thing to say coming after a sure-fire Hall of Famer.
Let the irony settle in that this self-branded success story was bookended by going bowling just before and just after his tenure.
Dirty Jacket
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Great point. Many examples of “he/hims” who are pussies
gtchief
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Bro we still lost to Boiling Greens this year
Gobees
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We don't beat Miami without losing to BG, so they're a wash.
Bremstrahlung
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We don't beat miami if they had a coach with a clue.
Flywheel
Wait, what year is it?
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Eh, close games can go either way by the bounce of the ball or a single turnover. If Miami's that good, they'd have had a 2-score cushion.
It's why the biggest BS line in football is "good teams win close games." No. Teams that win lots of close games are fortunate. Good teams get 3-score leads so a single fluke play can't change the outcome.
Liberty
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We don't beat Miami if we give up either. Who was responsible for that, geef?
Oh yeah, maybe spell bremsstrahlung correctly if you're gonna hang out on a nerdy board.