I thought both stories were so ridiculous that I didn't think it was worth my time to do any research I saw them both on FB, and I thought they were funny enough, stupid enough, in fact, to post them here. I'm sorry some of you took them both so seriously that you didn't get a laugh our of them, but chose instead to the person who posted them. That's like saying that someone who posts an article from the Babylon Bee is posting false information, when everything they post is clearly satire and made to laugh at.