Geoff Collins is a Joke

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If the big cryer think he cries,
Or if the downvoted think he is ded,
They know not well the subtle guys
I ban, and unban, for what they said.

Edit or delete to me is clear;
Troll and thumbs up are the same;
The vanished mods to me appear;
And one to me are poo and fame.

They reckon ill who ignore me out;
When me they spam, I am all things;
I am the SHOUTER and the SHOUT,
I am the hymn the Beestorm sings.

The strong mods pine for my warez ROM,
And pine in vain the tailgate crew;
But thou, meek lover of the mom!
Find me, and turn thy back on poo.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
This Is Atlanta
And Nic Cage is you
 

Allen Koholic

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Why don't you get back to your dick drawings if you're willing to quit this early.
I see you're not willing to put your money where your cock-holster is.

Any takers on this - Geoff Collins will never beat UGA. Loser donates $100 to the winner's college and takes a week long ban.
 

BigDanT

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I see you're not willing to put your money where your cock-holster is.

Any takers on this - Geoff Collins will never beat UGA. Loser donates $100 to the winner's college and takes a week long ban.
The winners “college” wtf you taking about. You mean 100 to tech?
 

Killick

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Oh, wow, I'm an old man reduced to telling the same tired stories over and over again. How embarrassing.
My sister in law has divorced three guys and buried one. Now with her fifth significant other. Just trying to keep straight which of her husbands I have told what when I'm around the new guy.
 

Olgoldandwhie

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I think One of Collin’s first mistake was not going out and signing more linemen in his first two classes. On both sides of the ball. At least we would have more to choose from. Skill people are nice if you can control the line of scrimmage.
 

Allen Koholic

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The winners “college” wtf you taking about. You mean 100 to tech?
Winner's college/school. Not money to the overall Tech fund or the AA, but to the winner's program.

I'm ECE. I assume most folks on here are probably CE.
 

BigDanT

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Winner's college/school. Not money to the overall Tech fund or the AA, but to the winner's program.

I'm ECE. I assume most folks on here are probably CE.
Oh, I’m not giving money to my school, that’s what the tuition is for.
 

gtchief

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I think One of Collin’s first mistake was not going out and signing more linemen in his first two classes. On both sides of the ball. At least we would have more to choose from. Skill people are nice if you can control the line of scrimmage.
He's had one real class. It did need more interior DL but I'm sure he already knew that. Everyone needs them
 

Allen Koholic

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Do you know something that the rest of us don't?
I know that Collins is a öööö ass clown of a coach who looks like the autopilot from Airplane! and that we're never going to beat UGA if the entire strategy is to out-talent them.
 

gtchief

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I know that Collins is a öööö ass clown of a coach who looks like the autopilot from Airplane! and that we're never going to beat UGA if the entire strategy is to out-talent them.
Comparing CGC to Dabo is bold at this point and a pretty big compliment imo. Most on here are reserved after the first season and a half so it takes guts to make this call. I was beginning to question your fandom but this saved it!
 

Allen Koholic

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Comparing CGC to Dabo is bold at this point and a pretty big compliment imo. Most on here are reserved after the first season and a half so it takes guts to make this call. I was beginning to question your fandom but this saved it!
I don't think Tech has either the money, assistants or cheating-infrastructure to churn out a Dabo. We got a Kirkland's Dabo and some Great Value coaches.
 

covingtonjacket

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I see you're not willing to put your money where your cock-holster is.

Any takers on this - Geoff Collins will never beat UGA. Loser donates $100 to the winner's college and takes a week long ban.
I'm your huckleberry. If CGC never beats the gaggers, I will need the week ban anyway.

Edit to say: You should want to lose the bet....
 

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The idiots will drop 4 in 2021 and we'll be one of them, assuming they have the balls to play us. After ending their season with a 10-point loss to a team that won 4 games the previous year, Chuck Dowdle strangles himself with his microphone cord on the sideline. No one attempts to stop him.
 

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The idiots will drop 4 in 2021 and we'll be one of them, assuming they have the balls to play us. After ending their season with a 10-point loss to a team that won 4 games the previous year, Chuck Dowdle strangles himself with his microphone cord on the sideline. No one attempts to stop him.
I mean, I want this to be true. I would need to see my doctor for an erection lasting well longer than four hours if it was.
 

The Jacket

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I mean, I want this to be true. I would need to see my doctor for an erection lasting well longer than four hours if it was.
Yeah, you really can't miss that appointment. I waited an extra hour, started getting dizzy, then delirious, then I made that post, and here we are.
 

Old-Fashioned UGA Hater

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I know that Collins is a öööö ass clown of a coach who looks like the autopilot from Airplane! and that we're never going to beat UGA if the entire strategy is to out-talent them.
What makes you hate Collins so much? It's easy to rag him in a rebuild and call him names but I'm really curious what it is about him that makes you so angry towards another Tech man? And I know you have a crystal ball and all but lets stay away from predicting the future for a moment. What has he done so far in his first season and a half that seals the deal for you? Are you a rebuild denier? Is it the money down antics? Maybe it's because he doesn't like dicks nearly enough as you do?
 
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