Gruden to Tennessee

DeRRtyTree said:
It would be incomprehensible for them to hire Jones, and sources have said it was poorly leaked information. There is absolutely no way he is UT's next head coach.
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Is that because he'll turn them down like everyone else has?

Let me do your next post for you:

DeRRtyTree said:
OH WAIT. THAT IS WHO WE HIRED? IT IS INCOMPREHENSIVLE THAT WE WOULD ACTUALLY HIRE BUTCH JONES.

BUT WHAT WE REALLY HAPPENED IS THAT GRUDEN KILLED BUTCH JONES, SLIPPED INTO HIS SKIN (A SPECIAL POWER THAT COMES WITH A SUPER BOWL RING) AND HE WILL NOW BE COACHING THE VOLS.

DO NOT BELIEVE THE MEDIA.

WE ARE THE SAME PROGRAM THAT ALWAYS MAKES BRILLIANT HIRES. LIKE LANE KIFFIN. AND DEREK DOOLEY. WE CALL LANE TOSH.O FOR SHORT. AND DEREK WE JUST CALL PRECIOUS BECAUSE LOOK AT THOSE GLUTES IN HOT TIGHT ORANGE PANTS.

BUTCH JONES IS REALLY GRUDEN IN ANOTHER BODY. AND NOW THAT THE BOOSTERS HAVE DONATED THE SECRET STASH OF MONEY HE'LL USE THAT TO BUY COACHES AND HIRE PLAYERS. WE MEAN STUDENT ATHLETES. WAIT. DO WE HAVE STUDENTS IN KNOXVILLE? YES. OKAY. STUDENT ATHLETES.

ANYWAY. BUTCH JONES IS NOT BUTCH JONES. HE IS GRUDEN. AND NOW TENNESSEE WILL RETURN TO THE GLORY YEARS OF THE GREAT PUMPKIN AND, LIKE HIS PREDECESSOR, THE GREAT WHISKEY PIT OF JOHNNY MAJORS.

WE WILL BE RELEVANT AGAIN. NO LONGER WILL WE FEAR KENTUCKY, VANDERBILT, MEMPHIS, MISSOURI, MISSISSIPPI, AUBURN, AND MISSISSIPPI STATE. WE WILL STILL FEAR FLORIDA, U[SIC]GA, SOUTH CAROLINA (BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE ARE AFRAID OF ANY TEAM WHO HAS THE WORD COCKS IN THEIR NAME BECAUSE THAT MAKES US QUESTION OUR HOMOPHOBIC MASCULINITY WHEN WE ARE SCREAMING AT OUR BOYS TO POUND THEM), AND ALABAMA. WE'RE NOT SURE WHO TEXAS A&M IS OR WHY THEY ARE HERE, BUT THEIR QUARTERBACK REMINDS US OF TEE MARTIN. WITH GRUDEN WE THINK HE WILL TRANSFER TO KNOXVILLE.

WE WILL ECLIPSE MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE AS THE SECOND BEST PROGRAM IN THE STATE AND ARE ONLY YEARS AWAY FROM CATCHING VANDY. WE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PULL AWAY FROM MEMPHIS.

GO VOLS. GO GRUDEN.
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For the record, this is a much better hire than Gruden. You hsould be estatic that you didn't hire him.
 
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TechSBP said:
Is that because he'll turn them down like everyone else has?

OH WAIT. THAT IS WHO YOU HIRED. BUT WHAT WE REALLY DON'T KNOW IS THAT GRUDEN KILLED BUTCH JONES, SLIPPED INTO HIS SKIN (A SPECIAL POWER THAT COMES WITH A SUPER BOWL RING) AND HE WILL NOW BE COACHING THE VOLS.

DO NOT BELIEVE THE MEDIA.

BUTCH JONES IS REALLY GRUDEN IN ANOTHER BODY. AND NOW THAT THE BOOSTERS HAVE DONATED THE SECRET STASH OF MONEY HE'LL USE THAT TO BUY COACHES AND HIRE PLAYERS. WE MEAN STUDENT ATHLETES. WAIT. DO WE HAVE STUDENTS IN KNOXVILLE? YES. OKAY. STUDENT ATHLETES.

ANYWAY. BUTCH JONES IS NOT BUTCH JONES. HE IS GRUDEN. AND NOW TENNESSEE WILL RETURN TO THE GLORY YEARS OF THE GREAT PUMPKIN AND, LIKE HIS PREDECESSOR, THE GREAT WHISKEY PIT OF JOHNNY MAJORS.

WE WILL BE RELEVANT AGAIN.

WE WILL ECLIPSE MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE AS THE SECOND BEST PROGRAM IN THE STATE AND ARE ONLY YEARS AWAY FROM CATCHING VANDY. WE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PULL AWAY FROM MEMPHIS.

GO VOLS. GO GRUDEN.
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Call your IT guy....your caps lock is stuck. Your welcome

Oh, and funny post
 
TechSBP said:
i editted.
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I really wish dude would come back to this board and be a man and be self-deprecating about it and admit he was wrong.
 
http://www.1045thezone.com/FlashPlayer/default.asp?SPID=23300&ID=2584797

Listen and make your own opinion. Dave Hart is the most incompetent AD ever. He hired Butch Jones for 6 years 18 million, guess how much money he had without booster support.... 18 million that Cheek sent him so he could make a hire without booster support.

The boosters wanted Gruden and wouldn't assist him financially with anyone else, Hart wanted to go his own way, and we end up with this. I feel sorry for Butch Jones, and think Hart's resignation/firing will come sooner than some think. And again if you think this is all trash listen to the link. Good day.
 
skiATL said:
Sweet. They hired a guy Derek dooley beat. Derek doole.
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Exactly.... and is 3-11 against BCS conferences, was 4-8 the year he took over with Kelly's players who just went 12-1. I am done with football for awhile.
 
DeRRtyTree said:
http://www.1045thezone.com/FlashPlayer/default.asp?SPID=23300&ID=2584797

Listen and make your own opinion. Dave Hart is the most incompetent AD ever. He hired Butch Jones for 6 years 18 million, guess how much money he had without booster support.... 18 million that Cheek sent him so he could make a hire without booster support.

The boosters wanted Gruden and wouldn't assist him financially with anyone else, Hart wanted to go his own way, and we end up with this. I feel sorry for Butch Jones, and think Hart's resignation/firing will come sooner than some think. And again if you think this is all trash listen to the link. Good day.
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Didn't Gruden turn them down? It had nothing to do with money.
 
DeRRtyTree said:
And yet Hart made a hire with absolutely no booster support?
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The guy the boosters wanted said no. Is he supposed to wait until Gruden says yes? In which case, you don't have a football coach and lose any recruiting.
 
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